Curiosities of Olden TimesBaring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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Curiosities of Olden Times
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
Curiosities and wonders
But, continues Dr. Cohausen, it is not only the exhalations from the lungs
which are life-generative, but also those from the pores. The pores are
little mouths situated all over the body, constantly engaged in the
aëration of the blood; they inhale the surrounding atmosphere and then
exhale it again, charged with balsamic and sulphurous particles taken up
from the system. Men’s bodies are pneumatic-hydraulic machines, composed
of fluid and solid materials, and health depends on the fluids being
prevented from coagulating, by being stirred up by the constant operations
of the currents of air which penetrate the frame through the pores and
mouth. The solid portion of the body is disposed to harden and dry up and
become stiff, and this produces age and decay; but if the circulation of
the fluids be kept up by the healthful infusion of fresh vital force and
living energies, then decrepitude and death may be almost indefinitely
postponed.
Now the lips of the little mouths or pores all over the person can be kept
flexible by oil, and therefore enabled to perform their functions with
facility. Thus Pollio, an ancient soldier of the Emperor Augustus, when
asked how he had succeeded in prolonging his energies over a hundred
years, replied that he had daily moistened his outer man with oil, and his
inner man with honey. Dr. Cohausen proceeds to lay down that it is better
to absorb the exhalations of little girls than those of little boys,
because females are more oily than males--a view we in no way feel
inclined to dispute, without having recourse to the receipt of Mocrodius
for wholesale incremations, which the doctor quotes to establish the
fact:--“Lay one female body to six male bodies, in a great pyre, for
thereby the male corpses are the more speedily consumed.” No doubt about
it: there is enough combustible material in one woman to set any number of
men in a blaze.
Johannes Fabricius, in his _Palladium Chymicum_, relates that he knew of a
lady whose hair when combed emitted sparks.
Bartholinus mentions in his _Tractatus de Luce Hominum_ the case of a
female who flashed fire whenever her limbs or back were rubbed with a
towel. These examples lead our author to conclude that in women there is
not merely a considerable amount of oil, but that there is also no small
item of latent fire; we are inclined to add, explosive material as well.
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