Pretty maidens list I pray, sir, Unto what I now do say, sir, Taste and try before you buy, sir, Or you’ll get bit as well as I, sir; See he’s perfect in all parts, sir, Before you join your hand and heart, sir, You then with all your strength may try, sir, To be fruitful, increase, and multiply, sir. Printed by T. Birt, No. 10, Great St. Andrew Street, Seven Dials. SHAKESPEARE’S HOUSE. “Pulling down and building up is all the go, And the scene changes like a raree show,” Yet is it not disgraceful to the nation, That Shakespeare’s house is doomed to mutilation? The house in which that great man first drew breath, A spot renowned before and after death-- Where pilgrims from every land have come, To see his birth place, Nature’s learned home-- Where first shone forth, a pale, an infant light, A spreading brilliancy, which still burns bright. Oh, who shall have the writings on the walls, Oh, who can save the house that’s doomed to fall? True genius, of which we vainly boast, By our rulers seems neglected most. How we took the kernel, and threw by the shell, Profanation, degradation,--Oh, England, thou art a tardanation! Time-hallowed spot, could we call back those days, When Shakespeare here in thoughtless boyhood plays. Before his plays had graced the mimic scene, Since which three hundred years have been Food for reflection, here the thinking mind, “And good in everything” we ought to find. From out the walls in fancy we might trace Macbeth, Hamlet, and King Richard’s face; And all the clouds that on this house have lowered, Look frowningly, as ’twere upon a coward, Who thus stands meekly by this sacred wood, Nor helps to save it for its country’s good. But let it go, our Shakespeare needs no fame, ’Tis but a house! a house! “What’s in a name?” Let it be sold, or in the sea be tossed-- His loved and mighty labours ne’er will be lost. Altercation, dilapidation,--Time steps in and cheats the nation! Great Premier,--Oh, King John,--grant this our charter, Why in this land should genius be a martyr? The Tempest’s rising, if we fail we fall; And time may tell you a sad Winter’s Tale. Come, As you like it, make this house a treasure, Do not divide it, Measure for Measure. Methinks in sadness I can see the Moor, Othello, looking blacker than before; Therefore, good John, we look to you To put this house in order, and to Tame the Shrew. The very age and body of the time (reflecting mirrors) Proclaims this sale a Comedy of Errors, While England wastes her thousands, ’tis not soothing, To say this is Much Ado about Nothing; For to the wise and thoughtful this would seem A summer cloud or Midsummer Night’s Dream. Moderation, preservation,--Is all we’re asking of the nation!