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It is pretty well known among the circle of his acquaintances, and the
townspeople generally, that Mr ----, the old established and highly
_respectable_ tradesman of THIS NEIGHBOURHOOD is much addicted to
wenching, and that he is known to nearly every boy and girl in the
town, big or little, as the “OLD RAM,” or “BILLY GOAT.” And it is also
well-known that his wife, who is as nice and amiable a little body as
ever laid on a husband’s shirt-tail--can never keep a maid-servant with
a tolerable agreeable face, but he is sure to be in pursuit of her; and
only this year they have had in their service Mary Carter, Jane Baker,
Martha Price, Jemima Smith, Harrietta Johnson, Sarah Tompkins, and
Betsy Rogers, all of whom have left at a short notice in consequence
of the _rumbustiousness_ of Mr ----. A few weeks ago Mrs ---- engaged
with a very pretty girl named Fanny H----, but no sooner did “The Old
Ram” behold her than he was smitten with her charms, considering her as
a domestic treasure, of which, he flattered himself, he should soon be
possessed. Accordingly, Mr ---- took every opportunity in the absence
of her mistress to say civil things, which so tormented the girl, that
she soon gave her mistress warning. Mrs ----, the tradesman’s wife,
having taken a great liking to this servant, was very sorry to part
with her, offered to increase her wages, and diminish her labour; but
these kind overtures had no effect, the young woman saying it was
impossible for her to stay. This peremptory declaration excited Mrs
----’s curiosity to know what could give the girl so great a disgust
of the place, when, upon being interrogated closely upon the subject,
she replied, “Why then, Madam, to tell the truth, my master teazes me
so much in your absence that I have no comfort of my life. I would not
mind, continued the girl, if he was a handsome and a young man, but
to be tormented by such _an ugly fellow_ is insupportable.” “An ugly
fellow! resumed Mrs ----, with great warmth,--what, call my husband
_an ugly fellow_? Get out of the house this instant, you jade,”--then
stamping her foot in great rage, she immediately discharged the girl.
Printed by J. Pitts, Wholesale Toy Warehouse, Great St Andrew Street,
Seven Dials.
THE WONDERFUL Adventures of Mr. O’Flynn in Search OF OLD MOTHER CLIFTON.
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