Americans -- England -- Fiction; Chauffeurs -- Fiction; Love stories
"By the way, I hope I am not presuming on the fact that you have
consented to take this little excursion, Miss Vanrenen, but may I ask
how _you_ contrive to appear each evening in a muslin frock? Those
hold-alls on the motor are strictly utilitarian, and a mere man would
imagine that muslin could not escape being crushed."
"It doesn't. I have a maid iron it for me before dinner. At Hereford I
shall receive a fresh one from London, and send this back by post. But
fancy you noticing such a thing! Have you any sisters?"
"Yes, one."
"How old is she?"
"Twenty-three."
"Dear me! A year older than me. Oh, ought I to have said 'than I'?
That always puzzles me."
"You have Milton on your side. He wrote:
Satan--than whom no higher sat.
Still, it is generally allowed that Milton wrote bad grammar there."
Cynthia was awed momentarily--a quotation from "Paradise Lost" always
commands respect--so she harked back to an easier topic.
"Is your sister married?"
"Yes."
"What is her husband?"
"She married rather well, as the saying is. Her husband is a man named
Scarland, and he is chiefly interested in pedigree cattle."
"Let me see," she mused. "I seem to remember the name; it had
something to do with fat cattle, too.... Scarland? Does he exhibit?"
Medenham wished then that he had not been so glib with the Marquis of
Scarland's pet occupation.
"I have been in England so little during the past few years----" he
began.
"I hope you haven't quarreled with your sister?" she put in promptly.
"What, quarrel with Betty? I?" And he laughed at the conceit, though
he wondered what Cynthia would say if, on Monday, he deviated a few
miles from the Hereford and Shrewsbury main road and showed her
Scarland Towers and the park in which the marquis's prize stock were
fattening.
"Oh, is she so nice? And pretty, too, I suppose?"
"People generally speak of her as good-looking. It is a recognized
fact, I believe, that pretty girls usually have brothers not so
favored----"
"What, fishing now as well as rowing? Didn't I say you had a Norman
aspect?"
"Consisting largely of a scowl, I understand."
"But a man is bound to look fierce sometimes. At least, my father
does, though he is celebrated for his unchanging aspect, no matter
what happens. Perhaps he may look like a Sphinx when he is carrying
through what he calls 'a deal,' but I remember very well seeing
lightning in his eye when an Italian prince was rude to me one day. We
were at Pompeii, and this Prince Monte-something induced me to look at
a horrid fresco under the pretense that it was very artistic. Without
thinking what I was doing, I ran to father and complained about it. My
goodness! I wonder the lava didn't melt again before he got through
with his highness, who, after all, was a bit of a virtuoso, and may
have really admired nasty subjects so long as they conformed to
certain standards of art."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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