Cyrano de Bergerac: An Heroic Comedy in Five ActsRostand, Edmond
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Cyrano de Bergerac: An Heroic Comedy in Five Acts
Rostand, Edmond
Authors, French -- 17th century -- Drama; Cyrano de Bergerac, 1619-1655 -- Drama; France -- History -- 17th century -- Drama
CYRANO (_seemingly less frightened_).
Oh! then, it's Venice.... or Genoa!
GUICHE (_trying to pass_).
A lady is waiting for me!...
CYRANO (_completely reassured_).
Then I must be in Paris!
GUICHE (_reluctantly smiling_).
The rascal is amusing!
CYRANO.
You are laughing.
GUICHE.
Yes,--but I must pass.
CYRANO (_apparently overjoyed_).
So I have dropped in Paris!....
(_Quite at his ease, laughing, dusting himself, and bowing._)
I have just arrived--pardon me--by the last cyclone, and I must brush
off the ether that is still on me. I've travelled! My eyes are still
full of astral dust, and my spurs have caught planet hairs.
(_picking something off his sleeve_).
Here, on my doublet, is one from a comet!....
(_He blows, as if to cast off the hair._)
GUICHE (_enraged_).
Now, look here, Sir!....
(_As Guiche is going to pass, Cyrano stretches out his leg as if to
show something that is on it._)
CYRANO.
In the calf of this leg, Sir, I have a tooth of the Great Bear,--and, as
nearing the Trident, I managed to avoid its three lances, I fell in a
lump upon the Balance--where my weight up there is still registered!
(_preventing Guiche from passing and holding him by one of his
buttons._)
If you were to press my nose, Sir, you would cause a flow of milk!....
GUICHE.
Milk, indeed!
CYRANO.
Yes, Sir.... from the Milky Way!
GUICHE.
Oh! by Satan!....
CYRANO.
No! I dropped from heaven! (_crossing his arms_). Would you believe it?
I noticed it as I was going by there: Sirius, at night actually wears a
turban! (_confidentially_) The other Bear, the little one, is still too
small to bite! (_laughing_) As I was passing through the Lyre, I broke
one of its strings! (_proudly_) But I intend to write a book on the
subject; and the golden stars that I gathered into my scorched cloak,
regardless of peril, shall be used by my printer for asterisks!
GUICHE.
Once more, I must insist....
CYRANO.
Oh! Sir, I know what you desire!
GUICHE.
You do?....
CYRANO.
Yes. You desire to hear from me how the moon is made, and if any one
inhabits the rotundity of this cucurbit![22]
GUICHE (_very loud_).
No! No! I desire....
CYRANO.
To learn how I got up there? Easily. Through an invention of mine.
GUICHE (_discouraged_).
A madman, certainly!
CYRANO (_disdainfully_).
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