Cyrano de Bergerac: An Heroic Comedy in Five ActsRostand, Edmond
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Cyrano de Bergerac: An Heroic Comedy in Five Acts
Rostand, Edmond
Authors, French -- 17th century -- Drama; Cyrano de Bergerac, 1619-1655 -- Drama; France -- History -- 17th century -- Drama
THE CADET.
I?.... Oh! nothing. Merely my blood. We are going to fight. It boils!
ANOTHER CADET.
Poum.... poum.... poum.... patapoum....
GUICHE (_turning to him_).
What is this, now?
THE CADET (_slightly feeling the effects of wine_).
That, oh! nothing. Just a little song!
GUICHE.
You are of a lively disposition, my boy!
THE CADET.
Oh! the approach of danger!
GUICHE (_calling Carbon to give an order_).
Captain,....
(_looking at him with astonishment_).
Zounds! You, too, have an over-healthy look!
CARBON (_very red in the face, and hiding a
bottle behind his back_).
Oh! constitution....
GUICHE.
I had a field-piece left and I ordered it placed in that corner
(_pointing to the wings_).
Your men may have occasion to use it.
ONE OF THE CADETS (_with an affectation of thankfulness_).
Delightful attention!
ANOTHER CADET (_smiling gracefully_).
Exquisitely thoughtful!
GUICHE (_aside_).
Why! they have all gone mad!--
(_sternly_).
As you are not accustomed
to using cannon, beware of the recoil.
FIRST CADET.
Who cares for recoil?
GUICHE (_going up to him, in rage_).
Look here, Sir!....
THE CADET.
Gascon guns never move backward.
GUICHE (_taking him by the arm and shaking him_).
You are intoxicated, Sir!.... with what?
THE CADET (_proudly_).
With the smell of gun powder!
GUICHE (_shrugs his shoulders, pushes him, and
goes up to Roxane_).
You must decide quickly. What will you be pleased to do?
ROXANE.
I remain!
GUICHE.
No, better escape!
ROXANE.
Fly? Never.
GUICHE.
Such being the case, give me a musket!
CARBON.
What for?
GUICHE.
I, too, will remain.
CYRANO.
At last, Sir, you show your courage!
FIRST CADET.
So you are a true Gascon, after all, in spite of your lace?
GUICHE.
I never abandon a woman in danger!
SECOND CADET (_to the first Cadet_).
Say! don't you think he deserves something to eat?
(_Eatables and drinkables instantly reappear._)
GUICHE (_whose eyes brighten_).
Provisions!
THIRD CADET.
Every doublet covers some!
GUICHE (_mastering himself, proudly_).
I eat nobody's leavings!
CYRANO (_bowing_).
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