D'Eon de Beaumont, his life and times : $b Compiled chiefly from unpublished papers and lettersHomberg, Octave
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D'Eon de Beaumont, his life and times : $b Compiled chiefly from unpublished papers and letters
Homberg, Octave
Eon de Beaumont, Charles Geneviève Louis Auguste André Timothée d', 1728-1810
I am delighted to hear, sir, that you are back in France (wrote
the Duc de Broglie in reply), and that you are able to enjoy,
in the bosom of your family, the tranquillity of which you have
been so long deprived.
The Dowager Countess d’Ons-en-Bray, wife of President Legendre, who had
known d’Eon from his early childhood, and was naturally one of the first
to be informed of his return, could not help smiling when she pictured
the man whom she had known as a law student, an expert fencer and a
gallant secretary of the embassy in the petticoats of the Chevalière. She
consequently received the new adventure, of which the hero gave her an
amusing account, with the utmost incredulity.
Your letter (she replied) made me laugh—at your sallies
until I cried, and for joy because you had not forgotten me,
Mademoiselle or Monsieur—I am afraid of telling a lie. I admit
I am still sceptical on the subject of your metamorphosis,
and yet I will not take the liberty of clearing my doubts by
following the example of the good apostle Thomas. Mademoiselle,
be it so; it makes it easier for me to tell you how eagerly
I look forward to seeing you again on your return from
Versailles. I am sending these proofs of my gratitude for your
remembrance to that town, as I do not know where your feminine
charms are residing in Paris. Are they adorned with feathers?
In my opinion the only headdress suitable to you is that of
Mars, whom you resemble as far as courage and disposition are
concerned. The two rivals whose acquaintance you desire to
renew are with me at present. They are more than ever anxious
to see you, as you may imagine, and one of them, a big boy
who occupies your old apartment, would certainly be pleased
to share it with you; but as a mother of a family who must
look after her household I should have to be quite sure you
were a dragoon before inviting you to associate day and night
with my children. As it is, they will restrict themselves
to the attentions due to the fair sex, and are keeping some
sugar-sticks for you, to cure your lungs which are affected
at present by atmospheric influences. Take good care of your
health, Mademoiselle, and in whatever shape you may make your
reappearance in our midst, rest assured that we shall always be
greatly interested in your welfare in memory of past proofs of
your attachment, which will ever be an earnest of mine.
As incredulous as Madame d’Ons-en-Bray with regard to the change of
sex, Madame Tercier, widow of Louis XV.’s former secret minister who
had so long corresponded with d’Eon, was surprised not to have seen the
Chevalier again since his return, and reproached him sharply for not
having yet called on the Comte de Broglie, while apparently guessing the
cause of his hesitation.
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