HONEYW. But you'll forgive it, I know you will; since the confession
should not have come from me even now, but to convince you of the
sincerity of my intention of—never mentioning it more.
_Going._
MISS RICH. Stay, sir, one moment—Ha! he here—
_Enter_ LOFTY.
LOFTY. Is the coast clear? None but friends. I have followed you here
with a trifling piece of intelligence: but it goes no farther; things
are not yet ripe for a discovery. I have spirits working at a certain
board: your affair at the treasury will be done in less than—a thousand
years. Mum!
MISS RICH. Sooner, sir, I should hope.
LOFTY. Why, yes, I believe it may, if it falls into proper hands, that
know where to push and where to parry; that know how the land lies—eh,
Honeywood?
MISS RICH. It is fallen into yours.
LOFTY. Well, to keep you no longer in suspense, your thing is done. It
is done, I say—that's all. I have just had assurances of Lord Neverout,
that the claim has been examined, and found admissible. _Quietus_ is
the word, madam.
HONEYW. But how! his lordship has been at Newmarket these ten days.
LOFTY. Indeed. Then Sir Gilbert Goose must have been most damnably
mistaken. I had it of him.
MISS RICH. He! why Sir Gilbert and his family have been in the country
this month.
LOFTY. This month! It must certainly be so—Sir Gilbert's letter did
come to me from Newmarket, so that he must have met his lordship there;
and so it came about. I have this letter about me; I'll read it to you
(_Taking out a large bundle._) That's from Paoli of Corsica; that's
from the Marquis of Squilachi. Have you a mind to see a letter from
Count Poniatowski, now king of Poland—Honest Pon—— (_Searching._) O,
sir, what are you here too? I'll tell you what, honest friend, if you
have not absolutely delivered my letter to Sir William Honeywood, you
may return it. The thing will do without him.
SIR WILL. Sir, I have delivered it, and must inform you, it was
received with the most mortifying contempt.
CROAKER. Contempt! Mr. Lofty, what can that mean?
LOFTY. Let him go on, let him go on, I say. You'll find it come to
something presently.
SIR WILL. Yes, sir, I believe you'll be amazed, if, after waiting some
time in the ante-chamber; after being surveyed with insolent curiosity
by the passing servants, I was at last assured, that Sir William
Honeywood knew no such person, and I must certainly have been imposed
upon.
LOFTY. Good; let me die, very good. Ha! ha! ha!
CROAKER. Now, for my life, I can't find out half the goodness of it.
LOFTY. You can't. Ha! ha!
CROAKER. No, for the soul of me; I think it was as confounded a bad
answer, as ever was sent from one private gentleman to another.
LOFTY. And so you can't find out the force of the message? Why, I was
in the house at that very time. Ha! ha! It was I that sent that very
answer to my own letter. Ha! ha!
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