HARD. Bravely resolved! In the meantime I'll go prepare the servants
for his reception; as we seldom see company, they want as much training
as a company of recruits the first day's muster.
_Exit._
MISS HARDCASTLE, _sola_.
MISS HARD. Lud, this news of papa's puts me all in a flutter.
Young—handsome: these he put last; but I put them foremost.
Sensible—good-natured: I like all that. But then—reserved, and
sheepish: that's much against him. Yet, can't he be cur'd of his
timidity, by being taught to be proud of his wife? Yes; and can't
I—But, I vow, I'm disposing of the husband, before I have secured the
lover.
_Enter_ MISS NEVILLE.
MISS HARD. I'm glad you're come, Neville, my dear. Tell me, Constance:
how do I look this evening? Is there anything whimsical about me? Is it
one of my well-looking days, child? Am I in face to-day?
MISS NEV. Perfectly, my dear. Yet, now I look again—bless me!—sure no
accident has happened among the canary birds, or the gold fishes. Has
your brother or the cat been meddling? Or, has the last novel been too
moving?
MISS HARD. No; nothing of all this. I have been threatened—I can scarce
get it out—I have been threatened with a lover.
MISS NEV. And his name—
MISS HARD. Is Marlow.
MISS NEV. Indeed!
MISS HARD. The son of Sir Charles Marlow.
MISS NEV. As I live, the most intimate friend of Mr. Hastings, _my_
admirer. They are never asunder. I believe you must have seen him when
we lived in town.
MISS HARD. Never.
MISS NEV. He's a very singular character, I assure you. Among women of
reputation and virtue, he is the modestest man alive; but his
acquaintance give him a very different character among creatures of
another stamp: you understand me.
MISS HARD. An odd character, indeed. I shall never be able to manage
him. What shall I do? Pshaw, think no more of him, but trust to
occurrences for success. But how goes on your own affair, my dear? has
my mother been courting you for my brother Tony, as usual!
MISS NEV. I have just come from one of our agreeable tête-à-têtes. She
has been saying a hundred tender things, and setting off her pretty
monster as the very pink of perfection.
[Illustration:
TONY.—"_Then I'll sing you,
gentlemen, a song._"—_p._ 330.
]
MISS HARD. And her partiality is such, that she actually thinks him so.
A fortune like yours is no small temptation. Besides, as she has the
sole management of it, I'm not surprised to see her unwilling to let it
go out of the family.
MISS NEV. A fortune like mine, which chiefly consists in jewels, is no
such mighty temptation. But, at any rate, if my dear Hastings be but
constant, I make no doubt to be too hard for her at last. However, I
let her suppose that I am in love with her son, and she never once
dreams that my affections are fixed upon another.
MISS HARD. My good brother holds out stoutly. I could almost love him
for hating you so.
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