HARD. Gentlemen, once more you are heartily welcome. Which is Mr.
Marlow? Sir, you are heartily welcome. It's not my way, you see, to
receive my friends with my back to the fire. I like to give them a
hearty reception, in the old style, at my gate. I like to see their
horses and trunks taken care of.
MARL. (_Aside._) He has got our names from the servants already. (_To
him._) We approve your caution and hospitality, sir. (_To_ HASTINGS.) I
have been thinking, George, of changing our travelling dresses in the
morning. I am grown confoundedly ashamed of mine.
HARD. I beg, Mr. Marlow, you'll use no ceremony in this house.
HAST. I fancy, Charles, you're right: the first blow is half the
battle. I intend opening the campaign with the white and gold.
HARD. Mr. Marlow—Mr. Hastings—gentlemen—pray be under no restraint in
this house. This is Liberty Hall, gentlemen. You may do just as you
please here.
MARL. Yet, George, if we open the campaign too fiercely at first we may
want ammunition before it is over. I think to reserve the embroidery to
secure a retreat.
HARD. Your talking of a retreat, Mr. Marlow, puts me in mind of the
Duke of Marlborough, when he went to besiege Denain. He first summoned
the garrison.
MARL. Don't you think the _ventre_ _d'or_ waistcoat will do with the
plain brown?
HARD. He first summoned the garrison, which might consist of about five
thousand men—
HAST. I think not: brown and yellow mix but very poorly.
HARD. I say, gentlemen, as I was telling you, he summoned the garrison,
which might consist of about five thousand men—
MARL. The girls like finery.
HARD. Which might consist of about five thousand men, well appointed
with stores, ammunition, and other implements of war. Now, says the
Duke of Marlborough, to George Brooks, that stood next to him—you must
have heard of George Brooks; "I'll pawn my dukedom," says he, "but I
take that garrison without spilling a drop of blood." So——
MARL. What, my good friend, if you gave us a glass of punch in the
meantime? It would help us to carry on the siege with vigour.
HARD. Punch, sir! (_Aside._) This is the most unaccountable kind of
modesty I ever met with.
MARL. Yes, sir, punch. A glass of warm punch, after our journey, will
be comfortable. This is Liberty-hall, you know.
HARD. Here's cup, sir.
MARL. (_Aside._) So this fellow, in his Liberty-hall, will only let us
have just what he pleases.
HARD. (_Taking the cup._) I hope you'll find it to your mind. I have
prepared it with my own hands, and I believe you'll own the ingredients
are tolerable. Will you be so good as to pledge me, sir? Here, Mr.
Marlow, here is to our better acquaintance.
_Drinks._
MARL. (_Aside._) A very impudent fellow this! but he's a character, and
I'll humour him a little. Sir, my service to you.
_Drinks._
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