The bishop's hand goes up to his head with a jerk before he thought.
Then it stops there, while him and the doctor looks at each other. The
bishop's mouth opens like he was wondering, but he slowly pulls his
hat off and stands there bare-headed in the road. But he wasn't really
humble, that bishop.
"Now," says the doctor, "tell me in as straight talk as you've got what
all this damned foolishness among you niggers means."
A queer kind of look passed over the bishop's face. He hadn't expected
to be met jest that way, mebby. Whether he himself had really believed
in the coming of that there new Messiah he had been perdicting, I never
could settle in my mind. Mebby he had been getting ready to pass HIMSELF
off fur one before we come along and the niggers all got the fool idea
Doctor Kirby was it. Before the bishop spoke agin you could see his
craziness and his cunningness both working in his face. But when he did
speak he didn't quit being ceremonious nor dignified.
"De wohd has gone fo'th among de faiful an' de puah in heaht," he says,
"dat er man has come accredited wi' signs an' wi' mahvels an' de poweh
o' de sperrit fo' to lay his han' on de sons o' Ham an' ter make 'em des
de same in colluh as de yuther sons of ea'th."
"Then that word is a lie," says the doctor. "I DID come here to try out
some stuff to change the colour of negro skins. That's all. And I find
your idiotic followers are all stirred up and waiting for some kind of a
miracle monger. What you have been preaching to them, you know best. Is
that all you want to know?"
The bishop hems and haws and fiddles with his stick, and then he says:
"Suh, will dish yeah prepa'shun SHO'LY do de wohk?" Doctor Kirby tells
him it will do the work all right.
And then the bishop, after beating around the bush some more, comes out
with his idea. Whether he expected there would be any Messiah come or
not, of course he knowed the doctor wasn't him. But he is willing to
boost the doctor's game as long as it boosts HIS game. He wants to be in
on the deal. He wants part of the graft. He wants to get together with
the doctor on a plan before the doctor sees the niggers. And if the
doctor don't want to keep on with the miracle end of it, the bishop
shows him how he could do him good with no miracle attachment. Fur he
has an awful holt on them niggers, and his say-so will sell thousands
and thousands of bottles. What he is looking fur jest now is his little
take-out.
That was his craftiness and his cunningness working in him. But all of
a sudden one of his crazy streaks come bulging to the surface. It come
with a wild, eager look in his eyes.
"Suh," he cries out, all of a sudden, "ef yo' kin make me white, fo'
Gawd sakes, do hit! Do hit! Ef yo' does, I gwine ter bless yo' all yo'
days!
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