Well, I seen that girl seen through me then. Martha was awful smart
sometimes. And each one was so derned tickled the other one wasn't going
to do any pining away we like to of fell into love all over agin. But
not quite. Fur neither one would ever trust the other one agin. So we
felt more comfortable with each other. You ain't never comfortable with
a person you know is more honest than you be.
"But," says Martha, after a minute, "if you didn't come back to make me
marry you, what does Doctor Kirby want to see Miss Hampton about? And
who was that with him?"
I had been nigh to forgetting the main thing we had all come here fur,
in my gladness at getting rid of any danger of marrying Martha. But it
come to me all to oncet I had been missing a lot that must be taking
place inside that house. I had even missed the way they first looked
when she met 'em at the door, and I wouldn't of missed that fur a lot.
And I seen all to oncet what a big piece of news it will be to Martha.
"Martha," I says, "they ain't no Dr. Hartley L. Kirby. The man known as
such is David Armstrong!"
I never seen any one so peetrified as Martha was fur a minute.
"Yes," says I, "and the other one is Miss Lucy's brother. And they
are all three in there straightening themselves out and finding where
everybody gets off at, and why. One of these here serious times you read
about. And you and me are missing it all, like a couple of gumps. How
can we hear?"
Martha says she don't know.
"You THINK," I told her. "We've wasted five good minutes already. I've
GOT to hear the rest of it. Where would they be?"
Martha guesses they will all be in the sitting room, which has got the
best chairs in it.
"What is next to it? A back parlour, or a bedroom, or what?" I was
thinking of how I happened to overhear Perfessor Booth and his fambly
that-a-way.
Martha says they is nothing like that to be tried.
"Martha," I says, "this is serious. This here story they are thrashing
out in there is the only derned sure-enough romanceful story either
you or me is ever lible to run up against personal in all our lives. It
would of been a good deal nicer if they had ast us in to see the wind-up
of it. Fur, if it hadn't of been fur me, they never would of been
reunited and rejuvenated the way they be. But some people get stingy
streaks with their concerns. You think!"
Martha, she says: "Danny, it wouldn't be honourable to listen."
"Martha," I tells her, "after the way you and me went and jilted each
other, what kind of senses of honour have WE got to brag about?"
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