Boarding schools -- England -- Fiction; Boys -- Fiction
The worst of it was there was so very little to do, and Maddox had jawed
David on this subject of “playing the goat” before, suggesting that the
devil had entered into him. It was not quite that really: it was only
the rampageous energy of David’s youth seeking an outlet. He was growing
enormously, and, as sometimes happened, this process did not make him
languid and slack, but seemed only to increase the vitality that stirred
and bubbled in him as in some long-legged colt, making him throw up his
limbs and scamper simply because he was vigorous and growing. But his
escapades and general obstreperousness somewhat exercised his friend as
well as his house-master, who at the present moment, while David and
Bags were writing lines together, was talking to the prefect about the
house in general, and the affairs of David in particular. His general
line, as has been said, was to let the senior boys run the house, while
he enjoyed the tranquillity that their management brought him. But
David’s persistent adventures had protruded themselves into his notice,
and a consultation with Maddox seemed to him desirable.
“About David,” he said. “It’s only energy, Frank, and not viciousness.
You gave just the same sort of trouble yourself, when you were his age.”
“Sorry, sir,” said Maddox. “But I don’t believe I was ever quite such a
nuisance as David is. If ever there’s a crash in the house, it’s always
David breaking a window or throwing his boots at somebody.”
“Can’t you do anything with him?” asked Adams. “He’ll listen to you when
he won’t attend to a word I say.”
“Oh, he listens to me all right,” said Maddox; “but then, he forgets.
Besides, he’s so awfully funny: he makes me laugh.”
Adams lit his pipe and sat down on the floor in front of the fire, for
Maddox happened to be occupying his particular arm-chair. At the moment
all the electric lights went out.
“I’d bet a shilling,” said Maddox, “that David’s at the bottom of that.
Shall I go and see, sir?”
“Yes, do, and then come back.”
Maddox felt his way along the passage to David’s study, and knocked. He
always knocked before he went into other people’s rooms.
“Come in,” shouted David. “But take care of yourself, whoever you are.
There are inkpots about, and it’s as dark as hell and smells of cheese.
Good old Bags; fancy finding a candle in this den. Hullo, Frank!”
“Have you been fooling with the electric light?” asked Maddox.
“Yes, of course. This beastly plug didn’t work and so I dug a knife into
its bowels, and something went off, and gave me an awful start.”
“Ass!” said Maddox. “You’ve put out the lights all over this passage and
Adams’s study.”
“Oh, what larks!” said David. “Let’s have a procession of the
unemployed, who want to work like good little saps, and can’t work in
the dark. Let’s——”
“Let me just get at you,” said Maddox, as David dodged round the table.
“I’ll teach you——”
David squealed with hideous resonance.
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