Boarding schools -- England -- Fiction; Boys -- Fiction
“Yes, it’s easy to say that,” observed David, “but it isn’t as if I set
out to play the goat. It just comes: it just happens. Oh, Lord, the seal
was so funny, sitting there on its sloping brim, and staring with its
glass eyes at the ceiling, and all my books spread out in front of it.
Soon as I’d got it fixed, I hopped out of the window, you know. There it
was looking at the ceiling all moth-eaten, and the Owlers never guessed
it wasn’t a boy.”
David gave a shrill laugh that began in a high treble and ended
baritone, for his voice was cracking. Then he became quite grave again.
“Things are rotten,” he said. “I get amused like a kid, and suddenly in
the middle of it, I remember I’m not quite such a kid. I know it really,
but I can’t help skipping about and butting round. Why can’t I be your
fag instead of that mucky Jevons, and, if not, why can’t I be a sensible
person? I made Jevons wash while I made your kettle decent again; you
should have seen his fingers. And then he sniffs and blows his beastly
nose with a sort of tight sound. And I’m no better; I’ve got the
toothache and I’m gated at five, and I’ve the best part of five hundred
lines to write still, and you’re sick with me, and I shall get swished
if I don’t take care.”
Frank had been through this: he knew the transitional disquiet of being
fifteen, which has just got to be lived through. He poured out a cup of
tea and handed it to David.
“I think I won’t,” he said. “I’ve just had tea. Isn’t it rum how you can
be no end cheerful, as I was when I jabbed the electric light, and then
suddenly go rotten? I dare say it’s only toothache.”
Frank got up.
“There’s some chloroform somewhere,” he said, “which I used for killing
butterflies. If you stick some on cotton wool, and jam it in your tooth,
it’ll be all right.”
He rummaged in his cupboard, and with the aid of a pin put the soaked
wool into David’s tooth.
“Gosh, that’s better already,” said David after a minute. “Thanks
awfully. Perhaps if I drank some tea the other side, it wouldn’t hurt
it.”
There was a cake also, and David was induced to try this as well.
“Better,” he said at last.
“That’s good. More?”
“Well, just a little. Then I’ll wash up for you properly, just for
once.”
“That’ll be ripping of you. And, as we’re pretending you’re my fag
again, I shall just jaw you. You see, I know quite well what it feels
like to do something goatish, just because it’s against the rules, but
that wears off, David. You’ll get to know that most rules are pretty
sensible. You see you couldn’t have a whole division of stuffed seals.
Therefore you mustn’t have any.”
David laughed in a full-mouthed manner.
“Oh, but wouldn’t they look ripping?” he said.
“Yes, but things couldn’t go on if every one behaved like you. Therefore
you mustn’t. See? By the way, I told Adams you were the straightest chap
in the world.”
David flushed with pleasure.
“Oh, did you really?” he said.
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