Boarding schools -- England -- Fiction; Boys -- Fiction
“After all, I wonder whether it’s worth while doing anything or getting
anything,” he said with a sudden lugubrious accent. “I tried to think it
would be a damned fine—jolly fine thing to get into the sixth, and yet
before a month was out we both got absolutely accustomed to it. It’s
been just the same about getting into school-eleven—oh, well, not
quite, because I do enjoy that most awfully still. But I dare say it
won’t last. Why, a year ago, if I had been told that I might have any
two things I wanted, I should have chosen to get into the sixth and the
eleven. It didn’t seem that there was anything more to want.”
“I should have thought you would have chosen that Maddox shouldn’t
leave,” remarked Bags.
“No use wishing that: he had to. Besides, if he hadn’t, he wouldn’t be
in the Cambridge eleven now. And you can’t choose anything that clips
your pal’s wings. ’Tisn’t my expression; Adams said it the other day
when he was talking to me about Jev.”
“Didn’t know Jevons had any wings,” said Bags.
“Nor did I. But Adams seems to think so. I say, Adams is rather a wise
sort of man, and he sees just about three times as much as I thought.
Oh, and he told me Hughes had passed into Sandhurst. He must have become
a decent chap again.”
“They do,” said Bags.
“Jolly glad! About Adams: I always imagined that as long as he wasn’t
bothered, he didn’t mind much what happened, short of a public row. But
I believe his funny old eye is on us more than we think.”
“And much more than it used to be!” said Bags. “You know the bizz
about the Court of Appeal woke him up tremendous. There was a regular
Insti- and Consti-tution going on in the house under his very nose,
and he had never suspected it. Up till then he didn’t bother about
what any one did as long as there wasn’t a row. You know, David, the
house was a perfect hell about the time you and I came here, and
Adams hadn’t a notion of it.”
David sat up quickly.
“I dare say,” he said, “but Frank kept all that away from me. Anyhow,
the house is pretty well all right now. There is nothing to make a row,
no smoking, no cribbing, no filth. It’s ever so much more cheery to be
like that. And just think that less than three years ago, Bags, you and
I were just beginning as two dirty little fags. What a bag of tricks has
happened since then! What were we talking about? Oh, Jevons. Adams was
awfully decent to me about it; made me blush. He said I’d taught Jev to
be clean—that’s true. When he first used to fag for Frank, I wanted to
wash the tea-cups again when his filthy little paws had touched
them—and, oh yes, he said I’d cured him of swearing, which perhaps was
true also, though it seemed rather bad luck on him to be whacked by me
for swearing, when, as Adams said, he’d picked it up from me. So I had
to cure myself as well, which I’ve almost done. But then I couldn’t
whack myself when I swore, so Jev got on quicker than I did.”
“You’re not getting on much now,” remarked Bags, patiently listening.
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