Boarding schools -- England -- Fiction; Boys -- Fiction
“Oh, yes, I suppose so. He was jolly decent to me last half when a lot
of the fellows were against me. But he doesn’t play games, you know, and
has got a weak heart, and he’s rather an ass in some ways . . . and he
says he has persuaded his governor to let him go to Marchester, just
because of me.”
“Well then, he’s very fond of you,” said Margery.
“I know he is. That makes me feel rather a cad. Of course it’ll be
awfully nice to have Bags there and all that, but . . . oh, I can’t
explain, and you can’t understand.”
But Margery, being a child herself, could completely understand the
unfathomable mind of childhood.
“I shouldn’t worry about that, David,” she said. “Even if Bags can’t
play cricket, perhaps you’ll find he can do something else that’ll make
him all right.”
David regarded the roof of mulberry-leaves severely.
“Well, I suppose I’ve just got the hump,” he said. “I don’t care for the
old things, and I haven’t got any new ones yet. Look at these holidays!
I hate cathedrals, and we’re going to stop here all August. I don’t want
to grub in the attics any more, or to play pirates, and there’s no
cricket except one match against those rotten little choirboys. And
father talks the most awful tosh about cricket. Says he never wore pads
when he was a boy—I dare say they weren’t invented—and, anyhow, he
could never have played for nuts. I can’t argue with him; it isn’t any
use, because he doesn’t know!”
David sat up in a despair of indignation.
“Only the other day,” he said, “at the county match, he asked me where
Jessop was fielding. So of course I said, ‘At cover-point,’ which he
was. And father said, ‘Perhaps.’ It wasn’t ‘perhaps’; it was
cover-point. There wasn’t a ‘perhaps’ in the whole blooming show. Why,
even you know that! That makes it so unfair. If father tells me that
dog-tooth ornament comes in Norman architecture I don’t say ‘Perhaps.’”
The wise Margery continued her course of consolation.
“Oh, but David,” she said. “There are a lot of things you like besides
cricket. There’s that ripping poem you read me the other day, Keats’s
‘Ode to the Nightingale.’ I loved it. Was he head master of Eton?”
David wiped the final remains of the burst mulberry from his face in a
magisterial manner.
“Head master of Eton!” he said. “Why, he was in a sort of doctor’s shop,
where you might have got something for stomach-ache, the Head said. And
all the time he was writing that ode. Isn’t it rummy?”
The boy is father to the man, so also is the girl to the woman. Margery,
with secret glee, saw that David was feeling better, and inclined to be
interested.
“Yes, you did tell me,” she said penitently; “but I forgot. Sorry,
David.”
“Oh, that’s all right. I forget lots of things. I say, it’s an awful
pity you’re a girl, Margery. You would have been such a ripping boy.”
“I dare say I should have got on all right,” said she. “Or perhaps you
might have been a girl.”
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