Boarding schools -- England -- Fiction; Boys -- Fiction
“Adams doesn’t really mind our smoking,” he said. “He chiefly wants not
to have it brought to his notice.”
“Yes, but Maddox does,” said David. “I wish he’d catch you at it. You
wouldn’t sit comfortable for a week or two.”
David pranced into the footpath; there was a limit to the amount of mud
that it was convenient to carry on your shoes.
“Let’s walk a bit,” he said; “I’m blown.”
They moderated their pace to a walk, and David squeezed his hands into
his pockets—a difficult operation as they were glued together with wet.
“Several fellows have asked me about Maddox,” he said, “and I don’t know
that the deuce they’re after. Hughes has, for instance. Hughes used to
be a ripper, but he’s different somehow now. He asked me the other day
if Maddox had become a saint, and if I’d converted him. What the devil
was he talking about? I don’t like Hughes as much as I used. He told
some filthy tale in dormitory the other night, and some of the fellows
laughed. I laughed too: I supposed it was polite, but I didn’t see a
hang what it all meant.”
“What was it?” asked Bags.
“God knows; some awful piffle. Sounded filthy, too. He wanted to explain
it to me; came and sat on my bed and wanted to explain. But just then
Maddox came to bed: he’d been sitting up late working, and he hoofed
Hughes out again in less than no time. It was the day after that that
Hughes asked me if Maddox had become a saint. Lord, wait a minute.”
For some inconjecturable reason known only to the feline mind, Mrs.
Adams’s cat had thought good to sit out in the rain this afternoon, on
the top of one of the brick pilasters which stood at the entrance of the
passage up to the house. There she sat unconscious of David and Bags,
contemplating the scenery. With infinite craft David, having picked up a
small pebble, threw it with such accuracy of aim that it passed through
the fur at the top of her head between her ears. She threw up her paws
and looked wildly round in startled dismay, and was there no more.
“Slap between her ears!” shrieked David. “Lord, didn’t she look funny
when she threw her hands up! Blow, I’ve forgotten Maddox’s parcel. What
an ass you are not to have reminded me! Hot bath, anyhow. Then I’ll go
back to college and fetch it.”
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