David Blaize and the Blue DoorBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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David Blaize and the Blue Door
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
Adventure stories; Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Fantasy fiction; Imaginary places -- Juvenile fiction
This all sounded rather mysterious, but he couldn’t ask Noah any more
questions this moment, for he had gone inside a big cupboard in the
wall, where he appeared to be dressing-up. While he was doing this,
David had a look round the room. There was a row of chairs against the
wall and a big open fire-place, and in the centre a table on which were
all sorts of writing materials, a large book on which was printed
‘Female Register,’ and a bottle of water and a glass. At each corner of
the room was a pillar that looked as if it didn’t support the roof
exactly, but went through it. Somehow this made David feel a little
uncomfortable, for it reminded him of the giraffe at the animals’ ball.
Also he saw that on the top of the paper in the writing-case were
printed the words ‘Registry Office.’ He did not know what it meant, but
it and the pillars in the corners of the room made him feel uneasy, as
he felt before a thunderstorm.
There was a sound of whispering in the cupboard, and he heard Noah’s
voice say:
‘I go in first: wait till I call you. One of you announce me.’
There was a short pause, and David distinctly heard the noise of
somebody eating. Then a rather hoarse voice said:
‘I’ll have finished in a moment. I call that a good bit of meat.’
David guessed that this must be Miss Bones, though he could not imagine
what she was doing here. It sounded like Miss Bones’s voice, and it also
sounded like the sort of thing that Miss Bones said. Then the same voice
said, just as if its mouth was full:
‘The Registrar,’ and a rude swallowing sound followed.
Noah came out of the cupboard. He had got a wig on, and some false
whiskers and a lawyer’s gown. He seemed to have taken off his stand, for
instead of sliding he stalked along with a very important air.
‘Oh, is it charades?’ said David. ‘Have I got to guess? I bet you I
guess. It’s——’
‘Silence!’ said Noah very severely.
He came and sat down at the table, and began turning over the leaves of
the book called ‘Female Register.’ Then he took a sip of water and
spoke:
‘David Blaize, I believe,’ he said, ‘charged with trespass in the
marriage-meadow. Speak up.’
‘I haven’t spoken at all yet,’ said David.
‘Then you’ve got nothing to say for yourself, I suppose?’ said Noah.
A brilliant idea struck David.
‘I’m not in the marriage-meadow now,’ he said. ‘How do you intend to
prove I was there at all? It was only you who say you saw me, and you
are only a person out of my own ark.’
Noah got up, and opened the door into the meadow. David could hear the
pike still calling ‘Coward!’ He was coughing violently, having been so
long in the air.
‘Pike!’ shouted Noah. ‘Come in, pike!’
David’s legs began to want to run somewhere.
‘No! shut the door,’ he said. ‘I was in the marriage-meadow, but I
didn’t know.’
‘Go away, pike,’ said Noah, and shut the door. ‘Very well, then, that’s
proved,’ he said. ‘The next thing to do is to see who’s on the books.’
He turned over the leaves.
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