Mrs. Elton seemed to have concentrated the motherhood of her nature, which
was her most prominent characteristic, notwithstanding—or perhaps in
virtue of—her childlessness, upon Lady Emily. To her Mrs. Elton was
solicitously attentive; and she, on her part, received it all sweetly and
gratefully, taking no umbrage at being treated as more of an invalid than
she was.
Lady Emily ate nothing but chicken, and custard-pudding or rice, all the
time she was at Arnstead.
The richer and more seasoned any dish, the more grateful it was to Euphra.
Mr. Arnold was a saddle-of-mutton man.
Hugh preferred roast-beef, but ate anything.
“What sort of a clergyman have you now, Mr. Arnold?” asked Mrs. Elton, at
the dinner-table.
“Oh! a very respectable young gentleman, brother to Sir Richard, who has
the gift, you know. A very moderate, excellent clergyman he makes, too!”
“All! but you know, Lady Emily and I”—here she looked at Lady Emily,
who smiled and blushed faintly, “are very dependent on our Sundays, and”—
“We all go to church regularly, I assure you, Mrs. Elton; and of course my
carriage shall be always at your disposal.”
“I was in no doubt about either of those things, indeed, Mr. Arnold. But
what sort of a preacher is he?”
“Ah, well! let me see.—What was the subject of his sermon last
Sunday, Euphra, my dear?”
“The devil and all his angels,” answered Euphra, with a wicked flash in
her eyes.
“Yes, yes; so it was. Oh! I assure you, Mrs. Elton, he is quite a
respectable preacher, as well as clergyman. He is an honour to the cloth.”
Hugh could not help thinking that the tailor should have his due, and that
Mr. Arnold gave it him.
“He is no Puseyite either,” added Mr. Arnold, seeing but not understanding
Mrs. Elton’s baffled expression, “though he does preach once a month in
his surplice.”
“I am afraid you will not find him very original, though,” said Hugh,
wishing to help the old lady.
“Original!” interposed Mr. Arnold. “Really, I am bound to say I don’t know
how the remark applies. How is a man to be original on a subject that is
all laid down in plain print—to use a vulgar expression—and
has been commented upon for eighteen hundred years and more?”
“Very true, Mr. Arnold,” responded Mrs. Elton. “We don’t want originality,
do we? It is only the gospel we want. Does he preach the gospel?”
“How can he preach anything else? His text is always out of some part of
the Bible.”
“I am glad to see you hold by the Inspiration of the Scriptures, Mr.
Arnold,” said Mrs. Elton, chaotically bewildered.
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