David Harum: A Story of American LifeWestcott, Edward Noyes
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David Harum: A Story of American Life
Westcott, Edward Noyes
Bankers -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Fiction
"'No, you set still a minute,' says Dave. 'If you'll answer my question
honest an' square, I've got sunthin' more to say to ye. Come, now,' he
says.
"'Wa'al,' says Smith, with a kind of give-it-up sort of a grin, 'I guess
you sized him up about right. I didn't come to see you on 'Lish Harum's
account. I come fer the town of Whitcom.' An' then he spunked up some
an' says, 'I don't give a darn,' he says, 'what comes of 'Lish, an' I
don't know nobody as does, fur's he's person'ly concerned; but he's got
to be a town charge less 'n you take 'm off our hands.'
"Dave turned to me an' says, jest as if he meant it, 'How 'd you like to
have him here, Polly?'
"'Dave Harum!' I says, 'what be you thinkin' of, seein' what he is, an'
alwus was, an' how he alwus treated you? Lord sakes!' I says, 'you ain't
thinkin' of it!'
"'Not much,' he says, with an ugly kind of a smile, such as I never see
in his face before, 'not much! Not under this roof, or any roof of
mine, if it wa'n't more'n my cow stable--an',' he says, turnin' to
Smith, 'this is what I want to say to you: You've done all right. I
hain't no fault to find with you. But I want you to go back an' say to
'Lish Harum that you've seen me, an' that I told you that not one cent
of my money nor one mossel o' my food would ever go to keep him alive
one minute of time; that if I had an empty hogpen I wouldn't let him
sleep in't overnight, much less to bunk in with a decent hog. You tell
him that I said the poorhouse was his proper dwellin', barrin' the jail,
an' that it 'd have to be a dum'd sight poorer house 'n I ever heard of
not to be a thousan' times too good fer him.'"
"My!" exclaimed Mrs. Cullom again. "I can't really 'magine it of Dave."
"Wa'al," replied Mrs. Bixbee, "I told ye how set he is on his young
days, an' nobody knows how cruel mean 'Lish used to be to him; but I
never see it come out of him so ugly before, though I didn't blame him a
mite. But I hain't told ye the upshot: 'Now,' he says to Smith, who set
with his mouth gappin' open, 'you understand how I feel about the
feller, an' I've got good reason for it. I want you to promise me that
you'll say to him, word fer word, jest what I've said to you about him,
an' I'll do this: You folks send him to the poorhouse, an' let him git
jest what the rest on 'em gits--no more an' no less--as long 's he
lives. When he dies you git him the tightest coffin you kin buy, to keep
him f'm spilin' the earth as long as may be, an' then you send me the
hull bill. But this has got to be between you an' me only. You c'n tell
the rest of the committee what you like, _but_ if you ever tell a
livin' soul about this here understandin', an' I find it out, I'll never
pay one cent, an' you'll be to blame. I'm willin', on them terms, to
stan' between the town of Whitcom an' harm; but fer 'Lish Harum, not one
sumarkee! Is it a barg'in?' Dave says.
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