David Harum: A Story of American LifeWestcott, Edward Noyes
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David Harum: A Story of American Life
Westcott, Edward Noyes
Bankers -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Fiction
"Oh, yes," Mr. Harum resumed. "It was a little after tea time when I got
to the house, an' I thought prob'ly I'd find her in the settin' room
waitin' fer me; but she wa'n't, an' I went up to the bedroom to find
her, feelin' a little less sure o' things. She was settin' lookin' out
o' winder when I come in, an' when I spoke to her she didn't give me no
answer except to say, lookin' up at the clock, 'What's kept ye like
this?'
"'Little matter o' bus'nis,' I says, lookin' as smilin' 's I knew how,
an' holdin' the box behind me.
"'What you got there?' she says, slewin' her head 'round to git a sight
at it.
"'Little matter o' bus'nis,' I says agin, bringin' the box to the front
an' feelin' my face straighten out 's if you'd run a flat iron over it.
She seen the name on the paper.
"'You ben spendin' your time there, have ye?' she says, settin' up in
her chair an' pointin' with her finger at the box. '_That's_ where you
ben the last half hour, hangin' 'round with them minxes in Mis'
Shoolbred's. What's in that box?' she says, with her face a-blazin'.
"'Now, Lizy,' I says, 'I wa'n't there ten minutes if I was that, an' I
ben buyin' you a bunnit.'
"'_You--ben--buyin'--me--a--bunnit_?' she says, stifnin' up stiffer 'n a
stake.
"'Yes,' I says, 'I heard you say somethin' 'bout a spring bunnit, an' I
thought, seein' how economicle you was, that I'd buy you a nicer one 'n
mebbe you'd feel like yourself. I thought it would please ye,' I says,
tryin' to rub her the right way.
"'Let me see it,' she says, in a voice dryer 'n a lime-burner's hat,
pressin' her lips together an' reachin' out fer the box. Wa'al, sir, she
snapped the string with a jerk an' sent the cover skimmin' across the
room, an' then, as she hauled the parcel out of the box, she got up onto
her feet. Then she tore the paper off on't an' looked at it a minute,
an' then took it 'tween her thumb an' finger, like you hold up a dead
rat by the tail, an' held it off at the end of her reach, an' looked it
all over, with her face gettin' even redder if it could. Fin'ly she
says, in a voice 'tween a whisper 'n a choke:
"'What'd you pay fer the thing?'
"'Fifteen dollars,' I says.
"'Fifteen _dollars_?' she says.
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