David Harum: A Story of American LifeWestcott, Edward Noyes
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David Harum: A Story of American Life
Westcott, Edward Noyes
Bankers -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Fiction
"'Yes,' he says, 'if it comes to that.'
"'Wa'al,' I says, 'it putty most gen'ally does come to that, don't it?
Now, the's one feller that's doin' ye more harm than some others.'
"'You mean Staples?' he says.
"'Yes,' I says, 'I mean Staples. He don't really care a hill o' white
beans which way the road comes in, but he thinks he's on the pop'lar
side. Now,' I says, 'I don't know as it'll be nec'sary to use money with
him, an' I don't say 't you could, anyway, but mebbe his yawp c'n be
stopped. I'll have a quiet word with him,' I says, 'an' see you agin.'
So," continued Mr. Harum, "the next night the' was quite a lot of 'em in
the bar of the new hotel, an' Staples was haranguin' away the best he
knowed how, an' bime by I nodded him off to one side, an' we went across
the hall into the settin' room.
"'I see you feel putty strong 'bout this bus'nis,' I says.
"'Yes, sir, it's a matter of princ'ple with me,' he says, knockin' his
fist down onto the table.
"'How does the outcome on't look to ye?' I says. 'Goin' to be a putty
close race, ain't it?'
"'Wa'al,' he says, ''tween you an' me, I reckon it is.'
"'That's the way it looks to me,' I says, 'an' more'n that, the other
fellers are ready to spend some money at a pinch.'
"'They be, be they?' he says.
"'Yes, sir,' I says, 'an' we've got to meet 'em halfway. Now,' I says,
takin' a paper out o' my pocket, 'what I wanted to say to you is this:
You ben ruther more prom'nent in this matter than most anybody--fur's
talkin' goes--but I'm consid'ably int'risted. The's got to be some money
raised, an' I'm ready,' I says, 'to put down as much as you be up to a
couple o' hunderd, an' I'll take the paper 'round to the rest; but,' I
says, unfoldin' it, 'I think you'd ought to head the list, an' I'll come
next.' Wa'al," said David with a chuckle and a shake of the head, "you'd
ought to have seen his jaw go down. He wriggled 'round in his chair, an'
looked ten diff'rent ways fer Sunday.
"'What do you say?' I says, lookin' square at him, ''ll you make it a
couple a hunderd?'
"'Wa'al,' he says, 'I guess I couldn't go 's fur 's that, an' I wouldn't
like to head the list anyway.'
"'All right,' I says, 'I'll head it. Will you say one-fifty?'
"'No,' he says, pullin' his whiskers, 'I guess not.'
"'A hunderd?' I says, an' he shook his head.
"'Fifty,' I says, 'an' I'll go a hunderd,' an at that he got out his
hank'chif an' blowed his nose, an' took his time to it. 'Wa'al,' I says,
'what _do_ ye say?'
"'Wa'al,' he says, 'I ain't quite prepared to give ye 'n answer
to-night. Fact on't is,' he says, 'it don't make a cent's wuth o'
diff'rence to me person'ly which way the dum'd road comes in, an' I
don't jest this minute see why I should spend any money in it.'
"'There's the _princ'ple_ o' the thing,' I says.
"'Yes,' he says, gettin' out of his chair, 'of course, there's the
princ'ple of the thing, an'--wa'al, I'll think it over an' see you
agin,' he says, lookin' at his watch. 'I got to go now.'
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