David Lannarck, Midget: An Adventure StoryHarney, George S.
General
David Lannarck, Midget: An Adventure Story
Harney, George S.
Adventure stories; Circus -- Fiction; Western stories
"Anyhow, let's listen to their talk. They've finished another failure
en are worried. Sass 'em if ye want to, en kid 'em out of the hundred
if ye can," was Landy's final caution as the party of horsemen
dismounted and loitered to hear Potter and Landy's caustic comments
before going to their car, parked outside the gate. Landy introduced
Davy as a newcomer.
"Ye should have had my podner here with ye this mornin'," badgered
Landy. "His size en power mighta skeered Hulls en made him quit."
Logan laughed as he pictured the midget in a contest with shaggy Hulls
Barrow. "Maybe we could deal with Hulls," he said, "if we could get
him away from the woman. If your young friend has a way with women,
could lure Maizie out of hearing for a few moments, we could sure use
him."
"Well, I've never won any medals in contests for women's favors," said
Davy, "but I've found that a bouquet of flattery sometimes helps. Have
you tried the Rose-Chrysanthemum method?"
"That's what we were trying today," said Logan resignedly, "but
instead of roses and posies it turned out to be brickbats and
cabbages. You see, we left the sheriff at home and took along the men
from here, hoping to get past the guard line and count up what cattle
is left on the place. But it was no use. The yard fence was the
deadline. Maizie was right at Hull's elbow, commanding her one-man
army to fire at will. Not being armed, we fell back to consolidate
losses instead of gains. Have you any suggestions or plans?" Logan's
reply and question was directed at Landy. Like others, in their first
contact with midgets, he was giving Davy the status of a child. He
could not credit him with experience or expect counsel from that
source. Landy's reply was not comforting.
"Wal, hit does look like a couple o' killin's en the expense of two
funerals 'fore ye can git action. Old Matt, the daddy of 'em, is
reported as havin' a private graveyard, scattered eround somewhar. Hit
might come in handy in this emergency. In yer gaddin' around have ye
ever seen enything like hit?" concluded Landy, turning to Davy.
"I never did!" said the midget emphatically. "It's got more
entanglements than the time Solly Monheim took the bankrupt law to
escape bankruptcy. That's the way Solly explained it after his show
went on the rocks at Lincoln. And anyhow," he added to Logan, "why
don't you peddle the thing to someone else and let them take the grief
and do the slaughtering?"
"There's no slaughtering, as you call it, involved," said Logan with
much dignity. "It's a lawful proceeding. If anyone is killed it will
be done legally and in due process of enforcing the law."
"So you left the law out of it, left the sheriff at home, and went
prowling on your own. If the old belligerent had cut down on one of
these cow hands this morning, everything would have been legal and
orderly?"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account