Humorous stories; Reporters and reporting -- Fiction; Women authors -- Fiction
“Is this then necessary?” he asked. “All this leads to what? Has not
Mrs. Orme suffered enough, that she should undergo this idle chatter?
It is sufficient that she knows this—this man is here. It is a time for
action, not for words.”
“Action’s comin’ later, Doc,” drawled Blackie, looking impish.
“Monologuin’ ain’t my specialty. I gener’ly let the other gink talk.
You never can learn nothin’ by talkin’. But I got somethin’ t’ say t’
Dawn here. Now, in case you’re bored the least bit, w’y don’t hesitate
one minnit t’—”
“Na, you are quite right, and I was hasty,” said Von Gerhard, and his
eyes, with the kindly gleam in them, smiled down upon the little man.
“It is only that both you and I are over-anxious to be of assistance to
this unhappy lady. Well, we shall see. You talked with this man at the
Press Club?”
“He talked. I listened.”
“That would be Peter’s way,” I said, bitterly. “How he used to love to
hold forth, and how I grew to long for blessed silence—for fewer words,
and more of that reserve which means strength!”
“All this time,” continued Blackie, “I didn’t know his name. When we’d
finished our game of billiards he hung up his cue, and then he turned
around like lightning, and faced the boys that were standing around
with their hands in their pockets. He had a odd little smile on his
face—a smile with no fun it, if you know what I mean. Guess you do,
maybe, if you’ve seen it.
“‘Boys,’ says he, smilin’ that twisted kind of smile, ‘boys, I’m
lookin’ for a job. I’m not much of a talker, an’ I’m only a amateur at
music, and my game of billiards is ragged. But there’s one thing I can
do, fellows, from abc up to xyz, and that’s write. I can write, boys,
in a way to make your pet little political scribe sound like a high
school paper. I don’t promise to stick. As soon as I get on my feet
again I’m going back to New York. But not just yet. Meanwhile, I’m
going to the highest bidder.’
“Well, you know since Merkle left us we haven’t had a day when we
wasn’t scooped on some political guff. ‘I guess we can use you—some
place,’ I says, tryin’ not t’ look too anxious. If your ideas on salary
can take a slump be tween New York and Milwaukee. Our salaries around
here is more what is elegantly known as a stipend. What’s your name,
Bo?’
“‘Name?’ says he, smiling again, ‘Maybe it’ll be familiar t’ you. That
is, it will if my wife is usin’ it. Orme’s my name—Peter Orme. Know a
lady of that name? Good.’
“I hadn’t said I did, but those eyes of his had seen the look on my
face.
“‘Friends in New York told me she was here,’ he says. ‘Where is she
now? Got her address?’ he says.
“‘She expectin’ you?’ I asked.
“‘N-not exactly,’ he says, with that crooked grin.
“‘Thought not,’ I answered, before I knew what I was sayin’. ‘She’s up
north with her folks on a vacation.’
“‘The devil she is!’ he says. ‘Well, in that case can you let me have
ten until Monday?’”
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