Humorous stories; Reporters and reporting -- Fiction; Women authors -- Fiction
“There, there!” murmured she, patting my shoulder with those comforting
mother-pats. “What’s all this about? And why didn’t somebody meet me? I
telegraphed. You didn’t get it? Well, I forgive you. Howdy-do, Peter? I
suppose you are Peter. I hope you haven’t been acting devilish again.
That seems to be your specialty. Now don’t smile that Mephistophelian
smile at me. It doesn’t frighten me. Von Gerhard, take him down to his
hotel. I’m dying for my kimono and bed. And this child is trembling
like a race-horse. Now run along, all of you. Things that look
greenery-yallery at night always turn pink in the morning. Great
Heavens! There’s somebody calling down from the second-floor landing.
It sounds like a landlady. Run, Dawn, and tell her your perfectly
respectable sister has come. Peter! Von Gerhard! Mr. Blackie! Shoo!”
CHAPTER XIX.
A TURN OF THE WHEEL
“You who were ever alert to befriend a man
You who were ever the first to defend a man,
You who had always the money to lend a man
Down on his luck and hard up for a V,
Sure you’ll be playing a harp in beatitude
(And a quare sight you will be in that attitude)
Some day, where gratitude seems but a platitude,
You’ll find your latitude.”
From my desk I could see Peter standing in the doorway of the news
editor’s room. I shut my eyes for a moment. Then I opened them again,
quickly. No, it was not a dream. He was there, a slender, graceful,
hateful figure, with the inevitable cigarette in his unsteady
fingers—the expensive-looking, gold-tipped cigarette of the old days.
Peter was Peter. Ten years had made little difference. There were queer
little hollow places in his cheeks, and under the jaw-bone, and at the
base of the head, and a flabby, parchment-like appearance about the
skin. That was all that made him different from the Peter of the old
days.
The thing had adjusted itself, as Norah had said it would. The
situation that had filled me with loathing and terror the night of
Peter’s return had been transformed into quite a matter-of-fact and
commonplace affair under Norah’s deft management. And now I was back in
harness again, and Peter was turning out brilliant political stuff at
spasmodic intervals. He was not capable of any sustained effort. He
never would be again; that was plain. He was growing restless and
dissatisfied. He spoke of New York as though it were Valhalla. He said
that he hadn’t seen a pretty girl since he left Forty-second street. He
laughed at Milwaukee’s quaint German atmosphere. He sneered at our
journalistic methods, and called the newspapers “country sheets,” and
was forever talking of the World, and the Herald, and the Sun, until
the men at the Press Club fought shy of him. Norah had found quiet and
comfortable quarters for Peter in a boarding-house near the lake, and
just a square or two distant from my own boarding-house. He hated it
cordially, as only the luxury-loving can hate a boarding-house, and
threatened to leave daily.
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