Humorous stories; Reporters and reporting -- Fiction; Women authors -- Fiction
On reaching the office I told Norberg, the city editor, about my find.
He was not impressed. Norberg never is impressed. He is the most
soul-satisfying and theatrical city editor that I have ever met. He is
fat, and unbelievably nimble, and keen-eyed, and untiring. He says,
“Hell!” when things go wrong; he smokes innumerable cigarettes,
inhaling the fumes and sending out the thin wraith of smoke with little
explosive sounds between tongue and lips; he wears blue shirts, and no
collar to speak of, and his trousers are kept in place only by a
miracle and an inefficient looking leather belt.
When he refused to see the story in the little German bakery sign I
began to argue.
“But man alive, this is America! I think I know a story when I see it.
Suppose you were traveling in Germany, and should come across a sign
over a shop, saying: ‘Hier wird Deutsch gesprochen.’ Wouldn’t you think
you were dreaming?”
Norberg waved an explanatory hand. “This isn’t America. This is
Milwaukee. After you’ve lived here a year or so you’ll understand what
I mean. If we should run a story of that sign, with a two-column cut,
Milwaukee wouldn’t even see the joke.”
But it was not necessary that I live in Milwaukee a year or so in order
to understand its peculiarities, for I had a personal conductor and
efficient guide in the new friend that had come into my life with the
first day of my work on the Post. Surely no woman ever had a stronger
friend than little “Blackie” Griffith, sporting editor of the Milwaukee
Post. We became friends, not step by step, but in one gigantic leap
such as sometimes triumphs over the gap between acquaintance and
liking.
I never shall forget my first glimpse of him. He strolled into the city
room from his little domicile across the hall. A shabby, disreputable,
out-at-elbows office coat was worn over his ultra-smart street clothes,
and he was puffing at a freakish little pipe in the shape of a
miniature automobile. He eyed me a moment from the doorway, a
fantastic, elfin little figure. I thought that I had never seen so
strange and so ugly a face as that of this little brown Welshman with
his lank, black hair and his deep-set, uncanny black eyes. Suddenly he
trotted over to me with a quick little step. In the doorway he had
looked forty. Now a smile illumined the many lines of his dark
countenance, and in some miraculous way he looked twenty.
“Are you the New York importation?” he, asked, his great black eyes
searching my face.
“I’m what’s left of it,” I replied, meekly.
“I understand you’ve been in for repairs. Must of met up with somethin’
on the road. They say the goin’ is full of bumps in N’ York.”
“Bumps!” I laughed, “it’s uphill every bit of the road, and yet you’ve
got to go full speed to get anywhere. But I’m running easily again,
thank you.”
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