Humorous stories; Reporters and reporting -- Fiction; Women authors -- Fiction
But already I was lost in contemplation of a red-faced, pompadoured
German who was drinking coffee and reading the Fliegende Blatter at a
table just across the way. There were counterparts of my aborigines at
Knapf’s—thick spectacled engineers with high foreheads—actors and
actresses from the German stock company—reporters from the English and
German newspapers—business men with comfortable German
consciences—long-haired musicians—dapper young lawyers—a giggling group
of college girls and boys—a couple of smartly dressed women nibbling
appreciatively at slices of Nusstorte—low-voiced lovers whose coffee
cups stood untouched at their elbows, while no fragrant cloud of steam
rose to indicate that there was warmth within. Their glances grow
warmer as the neglected Kaffee grows colder. The color comes and goes
in the girl’s face and I watch it, a bit enviously, marveling that the
old story still should be so new.
At a large square table near the doorway a group of eight men were
absorbed in an animated political discussion, accompanied by much
waving of arms, and thundering of gutturals. It appeared to be a table
of importance, for the high-backed bench that ran along one side was
upholstered in worn red velvet, and every newcomer paused a moment to
nod or to say a word in greeting. It was not of American politics that
they talked, but of the politics of Austria and Hungary. Finally the
argument resolved itself into a duel of words between a handsome,
red-faced German whose rosy skin seemed to take on a deeper tone in
contrast to the whiteness of his hair and mustache, and a swarthy young
fellow whose thick spectacles and heavy mane of black hair gave him the
look of a caricature out of an illustrated German weekly. The red-faced
man argued loudly, with much rapping of bare knuckles on the table top.
But the dark man spoke seldom, and softly, with a little twisted
half-smile on his lips; and whenever he spoke the red-faced man grew
redder, and there came a huge laugh from the others who sat listening.
“Say, wouldn’t it curdle your English?” Blackie laughed.
Solemnly I turned to him. “Blackie Griffith, these people do not even
realize that there is anything unusual about this.”
“Sure not; that’s the beauty of it. They don’t need to make no
artificial atmosphere for this place; it just grows wild, like
dandelions. Everybody comes here for their coffee because their aunts
an’ uncles and Grossmutters and Grosspapas used t’ come, and come yet,
if they’re livin’! An’, after all, what is it but a little German
bakery?”
“But O, wise Herr Baumbach down in the kitchen! O, subtle Frau Baumbach
back of the desk!” said I. “Others may fit their shops with mirrors,
and cut-glass chandeliers and Oriental rugs and mahogany, but you sit
serenely by, and you smile, and you change nothing. You let the brown
walls grow dimmer with age; you see the marble-topped tables turning
yellow; you leave bare your wooden floor, and you smile, and smile, and
smile.”
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