Humorous stories; Reporters and reporting -- Fiction; Women authors -- Fiction
A stout, red-faced stove glowed cheerfully in one corner of the room.
Back of the stove a sleepy cat opened one indolent eye, yawned
shamelessly, and rose to investigate, as is the way of cats. The
windows were aglow with the sturdy potted plants that flower-loving
German women coax into bloom. The low-ceilinged room twinkled and shone
as the polished surfaces of tables and chairs reflected the rosy glow
from the plethoric stove. I sank into the depths of a huge rocker that
must have been built for Grosspapa Pflugel’s generous curves. Alma
Pflugel, in a chair opposite, politely waited for this new process of
interviewing to begin, but relaxed in the embrace of that great
armchair I suddenly realized that I was very tired and hungry, and
talk-weary, and that here; was a great peace. The prima donna, with her
French, and her paint, and her pearls, and the prizefighter with his
slang, and his cauliflower ear, and his diamonds, seemed creatures of
another planet. My eyes closed. A delicious sensation of warmth and
drowsy contentment stole over me.
“Do listen to the purring of that cat!” I murmured. “Oh, newspapers
have no place in this. This is peace and rest.”
Alma Pflugel leaned forward in her chair. “You—you like it?”
“Like it! This is home. I feel as though my mother were here in this
room, seated in one of those deep chairs, with a bit of sewing in her
hand; so near that I could touch her cheek with my fingers.”
Alma Pflugel rose from her chair and came over to me. She timidly
placed her hand on my arm. “Ah, I am so glad you are like that. You do
not laugh at the low ceilings, and the sunken floors, and the
old-fashioned rooms. You do not raise your eyes in horror and say: ‘No
conveniences! And why don’t you try striped wall paper? It would make
those dreadful ceilings seem higher.’ How nice you are to understand
like that!”
My hand crept over to cover her own that lay on my arm. “Indeed, indeed
I do understand,” I whispered. Which, as the veriest cub reporter can
testify, is no way to begin an interview.
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