Humorous stories; Reporters and reporting -- Fiction; Women authors -- Fiction
I smiled cheerily enough into his blue eyes. “Quite forgiven. And now
you must run along. This is scandalously late. The aborigines will be
along saying ‘Morgen!’ instead of ‘Nabben’!’ if we stay here much
longer. Good-night.”
“You will give me your new address as soon as you have found a
satisfactory home?”
“Never fear! I probably shall be pestering you with telephone calls,
urging you to have pity upon me in my loneliness. Now goodnight again.
I’m as full of farewells as a Bernhardt.” And to end it I ran up the
stairs. At the bend, just where Frau Nirlanger had turned, I too
stopped and looked over my shoulder. Von Gerhard was standing as I had
left him, looking up at me. And like Frau Nirlanger, I wafted a little
kiss in his direction, before I allowed the bend in the stairs to cut
off my view. But Von Gerhard did not signify by look or word that he
had seen it, as he stood looking up at me, one strong white hand
resting on the broad baluster.
CHAPTER XVI.
JUNE MOONLIGHT, AND A NEW BOARDINGHOUSE
There was a week in which to scurry about for a new home. The days
scampered by, tripping over one another in their haste. My sleeping
hours were haunted by nightmares of landladies and impossible
boarding-house bedrooms. Columns of “To Let, Furnished or Unfurnished”
ads filed, advanced, and retreated before my dizzy eyes. My time after
office hours was spent in climbing dim stairways, interviewing
unenthusiastic females in kimonos, and peering into ugly bedrooms
papered with sprawly and impossible patterns and filled with the odors
of dead-and-gone dinners. I found one room less impossible than the
rest, only to be told that the preference was to be given to a man who
had “looked” the day before.
“I d’ruther take gents only,” explained the ample person who carried
the keys to the mansion. “Gents goes early in the morning and comes in
late at night, and that’s all you ever see of ’em, half the time. I’ve
tried ladies, an’ they get me wild, always yellin’ for hot water to
wash their hair, or pastin’ handkerchiefs up on the mirr’r or wantin’
to butt into the kitchen to press this or that. I’ll let you know if
the gent don’t take it, but I got an idea he will.”
He did. At any rate, no voice summoned me to that haven for gents only.
There were other landladies—landladies fat and German; landladies lean
and Irish; landladies loquacious (regardless of nationality);
landladies reserved; landladies husbandless, wedded, widowed, divorced,
and willing; landladies slatternly; landladies prim; and all hinting of
past estates wherein there had been much grandeur.
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