"Glad to see you, old man," replied Jerry, "but I've already got a
pencil sharpener. I bought it in Chicago, when I was there some time
ago. Very similar to yours, isn't it? Well, how's business?" and we then
drifted into general talk.
I spent about half an hour with him; but, of course, as he already had a
pencil sharpener, I couldn't sell him another one.
My next call was on Dunn, who ran a clothing store. I knew Dunn by
sight, but I didn't think he knew me. I walked up the three flights and
back to the rear of the building, and stopped in front of the railing of
his office. I waited for two or three minutes, and then a boy came in
and asked me what I wanted.
"I want to see Mr. Dunn," I said.
"What about?" asked the youngster, rather impudently.
"You tell him I'm--" and then I hesitated, and I said to myself that I
wouldn't tell him I was Dawson Black. "Tell him that a salesman from
Dawson Black wants to see him."
A minute or two later the boy returned. "Mr. Dunn says whatdeyuh want
ter see him for?"
"Tell him I want to show him a new pencil sharpener that we have just
got the agency for." I was a little bit exasperated.
The young demon grinned and said, "A'right," in a funny manner, marched
into the private office and returned, it seemed without pausing, saying:
"Nuttin' doin'."
I hesitated as to what to do, when he added:
"'Tain't no use. Boss got a grouch on this mornin'."
I remembered the rude reception I had given the Cincinnati pencil
sharpener man when he called on me, and the way he had come back at me,
and I said to myself that, if I could only see Dunn then I'd give him
the same kind of medicine. While I stood there wondering what to do, my
wish was gratified, for Dunn's door flew open, and out he came
hurriedly. He was short, stout, red-faced man, almost bald, and has
bristling red whiskers.
"Oh, Mr. Dunn!" I called.
He turned around and snapped:
"What do you want?"
"I am from Dawson Black's--"
"Oh, I know all about that. We don't want any pencil sharpeners. Didn't
the boy tell you?"
"Yes, but--"
"Then what the devil are you waiting for?"
I gulped and replied, "Nothing." He turned and walked away.
Let me confess it. I was afraid of him! I hate to admit it, but I was. I
went down the stairs, feeling like a naughty boy who had been
spanked--and yet he was altogether in the wrong! That little experience
gave me a lot of sympathy for traveling salesmen, and also made me
realize that those salesmen who called on me were bigger men than I was.
And I realized that Dunn was a bigger man than I was, in spite of his
rudeness. I could no more have answered his insolence, the way Downs
answered mine, than I could have flown to the moon.
That reception knocked most of the heart out of me, and I wasn't very
cheerful when I called on Blickens, the president of the bank. I picked
him out because I figured that, at least, he would be civil to me.
When I told him what I had come for, he said:
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