Days and Nights in London; Or, Studies in Black and GrayRitchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
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Days and Nights in London; Or, Studies in Black and Gray
Ritchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
London (England) -- Social conditions; London (England) -- Social life and customs
I met the other day in the Gray’s Inn Road a master-builder, who told me
that he was going to retire from business and pass the evening of his
days in quiet. I had known the man since he was a boy. I knew his
father and his mother and all his family. If ever a fellow had a chance
of going to the bad that poor boy had. His father was a drunkard; the
poverty of the family was extreme; of schooling he had none whatever; yet
he left the little village in Suffolk where he was born, resolved, as he
told me, to be either a man or a mouse; and fortune favoured him beyond
his most sanguine expectations. Yes, the streets of London _are_ paved
with gold, but it is not everyone who has sense to see it or strength to
pick it up.
It is to be feared the large class who come into the streets to deal are
not of the class who mean to rise, but who have seen better days. For
instance, I often meet a porter selling Persian sherbet in the City, who
seems to have dropped into that situation from mere laziness. He had a
fair chance of getting on in life, but he never seems to have had pluck
enough to succeed. Another man I know held a respectable situation as
clerk; he appeared to me economical in his habits, he was always neatly
dressed, he was never the worse for liquor, nor did he seem to keep bad
company. All at once he left his situation, and rapidly went to the
dogs. For a little while he borrowed of his friends; but that was a
precarious source of existence, and now he may be seen dealing in small
articles, on which it is to be hoped for his own sake the profits are
large, as I fear the demand for them is small. Then there are the
restless characters who take up street-selling partly because they like
to gammon the public, partly because they dislike steady industry, and
partly because I fancy they cherish expectations of another sort. These
are the men who give away gold rings, who exhibit mice that have a
wonderful way of running up and down the arms, who sell gutta-percha
dolls which seem in their hands to have a power of vocalisation which
leaves them at once and for ever as soon as you have purchased the puppet
and paid for it and made it your own, who deal in cement which will make
an old jug better than new, who retail corn-plasters which are an
inevitable cure, and who occasionally deal in powders which are a sure
means of getting rid of certain objectionable specimens of the insect
tribe.
“But how do you use the powder?” asked a flat of a countryman who had
been deluded into the purchase of sixpenny-worth of the invaluable
powder. “How do you use it?” repeated the purchaser.
“Well, you see, you catch the animal and hold him by the back of the
neck, and then when his mouth opens, just shove in the powder, and he’ll
die fast enough.”
“But,” said the countryman, “I suppose I could kill the insect at once
when I’ve caught him?”
“Well,” said the salesman, “of course you can, but the powder is, I
repeat, fatal nevertheless.”
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