The talk at first was the usual high-brow chatter of the
period—Flecker and Brooke and Mr. Russell, referred to as “Bertie”
in a casual way by Fanny and Reggie, to the mystification of George.
This is one of the charming traits of the English intelligentsia. Every
one they don’t know is an outsider, and they love to keep the outsider
outside by a gently condescending patronage. A most effective method is
to talk nonchalantly about well-known people by their Christian names:
“Have you read Johnny’s last book?”
“No-oh. Not yet. The last one was a dreadful bore. Is this any better?”
“No-oh, I don’t think so. Tommy dislikes it profoundly. Says it reminds
him of sports on the village green.”
“How a-_mus_ing!”
“Oh, Tommy can be quite a-_mus_ing at times. I was with him and Bernard
the other day, and Bernard said...”
And if the outsider is silly enough to bite, and to say timidly or
bluntly: “Who’s Johnny?” the answer comes swift and sweet:
“O-oh! Don’t you _know_...!”
And then the dazzled outsider is condescendingly informed who “Johnny”
is, and especially if a mere American or Continental, is crushed to
learn that “Johnny” is Johnny Walker or some other enormously brilliant
light in the firmament of British culture....
* * * * *
George got sick of hearing about “Bertie” without being told who the
devil Bertie was, and began to talk about Ezra Pound, Jules Romains and
Modigliani. But he soon learned by sweet implication that such people
might be all very well in their way, but after all, well, you know
what I mean, Cambridge _is_ Cambridge.... So George shut up, and said
nothing. Then Reggie began to talk to Elizabeth about Alpine climbing,
the sport of Dons—and a very appropriate one too, if you think about
it. And Fanny talked to George.
Now Fanny was quite a subtile little beast of the field, and saw
that George was a bit sulky, and guessed why. Vapourish airs were
indifferent to her. She had been brought up among such people, and
unconsciously adopted their tone when speaking to them. But when she
was among other sorts of people she just as unconsciously dropped the
vapourish airs, and let her natural self respond to theirs. She had
a foot, one might almost say a leg, in several social worlds; and
got on perfectly well in any of them. There was a sort of physical
indifference in Fanny which at first sight looked like mere hardness,
and wasn’t. In fact, she wasn’t nearly as hard as Elizabeth, who could
be quite Stonehenge-y at times. And then suddenly crumble. But Fanny’s
physical indifference carried her through a lot; one felt that her
morning bath had something Lethean about it, and washed away the memory
of last night’s lover along with his touch.
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