* * * * *
At Battalion Headquarters, Winterbourne tried to read, and found it
impossible. He discovered an old number of “The Spectator” with an
article on Porson, written by a man he had known. He had to read the
article before he remembered who Porson was, and found himself puzzling
over quite ordinary sentences like a ploughman. He threw the paper down
in despair, and got permission to go to an estaminet. They had no wine,
and spirits were forbidden. He sat there drinking the infamous and
harmless French beer, and droning out sentimental songs with the other
Tommies. He got into the habit of bribing the Q.M.S.’s clerk to give
him extra rum. Anything to forget.
* * * * *
At the end of one of his fortnightly periods at Battalion H.Q.
Winterbourne went as usual to the R.S.M.:
“Winterbourne, D Company Runner, returning for service in the line,
Sir.”
The R.S.M. turned over some papers, pursing up his lips:
“Let me see, let me _seeee_. Yes, yes. Yes, yes. Here we are, 31819,
Private Winterbourne, G. Yes. You’re returning to England on Friday
for the purpose of proceeding to an Officer Cadet Corps. Report to the
Orderly Room at four (pip emma) on Thursday for your papers, and draw
iron rations from the Q.M.S. Will report to R.T.O. at Rail Head before
eight (ack emma) on Friday, and will be struck off the strength. Got
that?”
“Yes, Sir. Will you give me a chit to show them in the line, please.”
“No. To-day’s Wednesday. You’d better stay here, and I’ll send up the
Runner who is taking your place.”
“Very good, Sir.”
The boy who was taking Winterbourne’s place was delighted to get the
job. He was a quick-witted youth who had been trained as an Elementary
School Teacher, and thanked Winterbourne as if the new job had been his
gift. He was killed by a bullet as he climbed out of the communication
trench with his first message. Winterbourne began to feel as if he had
made a pact with the Devil, so that other men were always being killed
in his stead.
For the remaining two days he was virtually excused duty. He was
allowed to go to the baths each day, and got himself clean and free
from lice. He received absolutely new underclothes, not the worn,
soiled garments full of dead lice usually issued at the baths, was
given new puttees and trousers in place of his soiled torn ones, and
handed in his rent leather jerkin. He had a sacking bed, and slept
twelve hours a night. Already he was a different being from the dazed
and haggard man of the Hill 91 days.
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