English fiction -- 20th century; English poetry -- 20th century; Short stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
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The imposition was a matter of book-keeping, as far as Beetle was
concerned; for it was his custom of rainy afternoons to fabricate
store of lines in anticipation of just these accidents. They covered
such English verse as interested him at the moment, and helped to fix
the stuff in his memory. After tea, he drew the required amount from
his drawer in Number Five Study, thrust it into his pocket, went up
to the Head’s house, and settled himself in the big Outer Library
where, ever since the Head had taken him off all mathematics, he
did précis-work and French translation. Here he buried himself in a
close-printed, thickish volume which had been his chosen browse for
some time. A hideous account of a hanging, drawing, and quartering
had first attracted him to it; but later he discovered the book
(_Curiosities of Literature_ was its name) full of the finest confused
feeding--such as forgeries and hoaxes, Italian literary societies,
religious and scholastic controversies of old when men (even that most
dreary John Milton, of _Lycidas_) slanged each other, not without
dust and heat, in scandalous pamphlets; personal peculiarities of the
great; and a hundred other fascinating inutilities. This evening he
fell on a description of wandering, mad Elizabethan beggars, known as
Tom-a-Bedlams, with incidental references to Edgar who plays at being a
Tom-a-Bedlam in _Lear_, but whom Beetle did not consider at all funny.
Then, at the foot of a left-hand page, leaped out on him a verse--of
incommunicable splendour, opening doors into inexplicable worlds--from
a song which Tom-a-Bedlams were supposed to sing. It ran:
With a heart of furious fancies
Whereof I am commander,
With a burning spear and a horse of air,
To the wilderness I wander.
With a knight of ghosts and shadows
I summoned am to tourney,
Ten leagues beyond the wide world’s end--
Methinks it is no journey.
He sat, mouthing and staring before him, till the prep-bell rang and it
was time to take his lines up to King’s study and lay them, as hot from
the press, in the impot-basket appointed. He carried his dreams on to
Number Five. They knew the symptoms of old.
“Readin’ again,” said Stalky, like a wife welcoming her spouse from the
pot-house.
“Look here, I’ve found out something----” Beetle began. “Listen----”
“No, you don’t--till afterwards. It’s Turkey’s prep.” This meant it
was a Horace Ode through which Turkey would take them for a literal
translation, and all possible pitfalls. Stalky gave his businesslike
attention, but Beetle’s eye was glazed and his mind adrift throughout,
and he asked for things to be repeated. So, when Turkey closed the
Horace, justice began to be executed.
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