English fiction -- 20th century; English poetry -- 20th century; Short stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
blacks! Market-gardens an’ glass an’ exemption-tribunals! An’ the men’s
teeth chatterin’ behind their masks between rum-issue an’ zero. Oh,
there was fun in Hell those days, wasn’t there, boys?”
“Sure! Oh, sure!” Orton chuckled, and Pole echoed him.
“Look here! When we were lying up somewhere among those forsaken
chicken-camps back o’ Doullens, I found Hickmot making mud-pies in
a farmyard an’ Bert lookin’ on. He’d made a model of our village
according to Bert’s description of it. He’d preserved it in his head
through all those weeks an’ weeks o’ Bert’s yap; an’ he’d coughed it
all up--Margetts’ house and gardens, old Mr. Vigors’ ditto; both pubs;
my father’s shop, everything that he’d been told by Bert done out to
scale in mud, with bits o’ brick and stick. Haig ought to have seen it;
but as his sergeant I had to check him for misusin’ his winkle-pin on
dirt. ’Come to think of it, a man who runs about uninhabited countries,
with sheep, for a livin’ must have gifts for mappin’ and scalin’
things somehow or other, or he’d be dead. _I_ never saw anything like
it--_all_ out o’ what Bert had told him by word of mouth. An’ the next
time we went up the line Hickmot copped it in the leg just in front of
me.”
“Finish?” I asked.
“Oh, no. Only beginnin’. That was in December, somethin’ or other,
’16. In Jan’ry Vigors copped it for keeps. I buried him--snowin’ blind
it was--an’ before we’d got him under the whole show was crumped. I
wanted to bury him again just to spite ’em (I’m a spiteful man by
nature), but the party wasn’t takin’ any more--even if they could have
found it. But, you see, we had buried him all right, which is what
they want at home, and I wrote the usual trimmin’s about the chaplain
an’ the full service, an’ what his captain had said about Bert bein’
recommended for a pip, an’ the irreparable loss an’ so on. That was in
Jan’ry ’17. In Feb’ry some time or other I got saved. My speciality
had come to be bombin’s and night-doings. Very pleasant for a young
free man, but--there’s a limit to what you can stand. It takes all men
differently. Noise was what started me, at last. I’d got just up to the
edge--wonderin’ when I’d crack an’ how many of our men I’d do in if it
came on me while we were busy. I had that nice taste in the mouth and
the nice temperature they call trench-fever, an’--I had to feel inside
my head for the meanin’ of every order I gave or was responsible for
executin’. _You_ know!”
“We do. Go on!” said Pole in a tone that made Orton look at him.
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