English fiction -- 20th century; English poetry -- 20th century; Short stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
_as_ usual--to watch me instruct my Suicide Club, which was only half
an hour’s run by rail from our village. He had his overcoat on, an’
as soon as he reached the place it was _mafeesh_ with him, as usual.
Rabbit-trick again! You never noticed him. He sat in the bomb-proof
behind the pit where the duds accumulate till it’s time to explode ’em.
Naturally, that’s strictly forbidden to the public. So he went there,
an’ no one noticed him. When he’d had enough of watchin’, he hopped off
home to feed our chickens for the last time.”
“Then how did _you_ know all about it?” Orton said.
“Because I saw him come into the place just as I was goin’ down into
the trench. Then he slipped my memory till my train went back. But it
would have made no difference what our arrangements were. If Hickmer
didn’t choose to be noticed, he _wasn’t_ noticed. Just for curiosity’s
sake I asked some o’ the Staff Sergeants whether they’d seen him on
the ground. Not one--not one single one had--or could tell me what
he was like. An’ Sat’day noon he went off to Roehampton. We saw him
into the train ourselves, with the lunch Mrs. B. had put up for him--a
one-legged man an’ his crutch, in regulation blue, khaki warm an’
kit-bag. Takin’ everything together, per’aps he’d spoken as many as
twenty times in the thirteen days he’d been with us. I’m givin’ it you
straight as it happened. An’ now--look here!--this is what _did_ happen.
“Between two and three that Sunday morning--dark an’ blowin’ from the
north--I was woke up by an explosion an’ people shoutin’ ‘Raid!’ The
first bang fetched ’em out like worms after rain. There was another
some minutes afterwards, an’ me an’ a Sergeant in the Shropshires on
leaf told ’em all to take cover. They did. There was a devil of a
long wait an’ there was a third pop. Everybody, includin’ me, heard
aeroplanes. I didn’t notice till afterwards that----”
Bevin paused.
“What?” said Orton.
“Oh, I noticed a heap of things afterwards. What we noticed first--the
Shropshire Sergeant an’ me--was a rick well alight back o’ Margetts’
house, an’, with that north wind, blowin’ straight on to another
rick o’ Margetts’. It went up all of a whoosh. The next thing we saw
by the light of it was Margetts’ house with a bomb-hole in the roof
and the rafters leanin’ sideways like--like they always lean on such
occasions. So we ran there, and the first thing we met was Margetts in
his split-tailed nightie callin’ on his mother an’ damnin’ his wife. A
man always does that when he’s cross. Have you noticed? Mrs. Margetts
was in her nightie too, remindin’ Margetts that he hadn’t completed
his rick insurance. An’ that’s a woman’s lovin’ care all over. Behind
them was their eldest son, in trousers an’ slippers, nursin’ his
arm an’ callin’ for the doctor. They went through us howlin’ like
_flammenwerfer_ casualties--right up the street to the surgery.
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