English fiction -- 20th century; English poetry -- 20th century; Short stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
“For camouflage, of course. He was camouflagin’ an air-raid. When
the Margetts piled out of their place into the street, he prob’ly
attended to the glasshouse, because that would be Margetts’ chief means
o’ business. After that--I think so, because otherwise I don’t see
where all those extra cattle came from that we found in the vegetable
piece--he must have walked off an’ rounded up all the butcher’s beasts
in the next medder, an’ driven ’em there to help the horses. And when
he’d finished everything he’d set out to do, I’ll lay my life an’ kit
he curled up like a bloomin’ wombat not fifty yards away from the whole
flamin’ show--an’ let us run round him. An’ when he’d had his sleep
out, he went up to Roehampton Monday mornin’ by some train that he’d
decided upon in his own mind weeks an’ weeks before.”
“Did he know all the trains then?” said Pole.
“Ask me another. I only know that if he wanted to get from any place to
another without bein’ noticed, he did it.”
“And the bombs? He got ’em from you, of course,” Pole went on.
“What do _you_ think? He was an hour in the park watchin’ me instruct,
sittin’, as I remember, in the bomb-proof by the dud-hole, in his
overcoat. He got ’em all right. He took neither more nor less than he
wanted; an’ I’ve told you what he did with ’em--one--two--_an’_ three.”
“’Ever see him afterwards?” said Orton.
“Yes. ’Saw him at Brighton when I went down there with the missus, not
a month after he’d been broken in to his Roehampton leg. You know how
the boys used to sit all along Brighton front in their blues, an’ jump
every time the coal was bein’ delivered to the hotels behind them?
I barged into him opposite the Old Ship, an’ I told him about our
air-raid. I told him how Margetts had gone off his rocker an’ walked
about starin’ at the sky an’ holdin’ reprisal-meetin’s all by himself;
an’ how old Mr. Vigors had bought in what he’d left--tho’ of course I
said what _was_ left--o’ Margetts’ business; an’ how well my swim-hole
for the ducks was doin’. It didn’t interest him. He didn’t want to come
over to stay with us any more, either. We were a long, long way back in
his past. You could see that. He wanted to get back with his new leg,
to his own God-forsaken sheep-walk an’ his black fellers in Queensland.
I expect he’s done it now, an’ no one has noticed him. But, by Gord! He
_did_ leak a little at the end. He did that much! When we was waitin’
for the tram to the station, I said how grateful I was to Fritz for
moppin’ up Margetts an’ makin’ our swim-hole all in one night. Mrs. B.
seconded the motion. We couldn’t have done less. Well, then Hickmot
said, speakin’ in his queer way, as if English words were all new to
him: ‘Ah, go on an’ bail up in Hell,’ he says. ‘Bert was my friend.’
That was all. I’ve given it you just as it happened, word for word.
_I_’d hate to have an Australian have it in for _me_ for anything I’d
done to _his_ friend. Mark _you_, I don’t say there’s anything _wrong_
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