English fiction -- 20th century; English poetry -- 20th century; Short stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
Death sighed. “It’s the same with my old Departmental Heads. Nothing on
earth will make my fossils on the Normal Civil Side realise that we are
dying in a new age. Come and look at them. They might interest you.”
“Thanks, I will, but----Excuse me a minute! Here’s my zealous young
assistant on the wing once more.”
The Seraph had returned to report the arrival of overwhelmingly heavy
convoys at The Gate, and to ask what the Saint advised.
“I’m just off on an inter-departmental inspection which will take
me some time,” said St. Peter. “You _must_ learn to act on your own
initiative. So I shall leave you to yourself for the next hour or two,
merely suggesting (I don’t wish in any way to sway your judgment)
that you invite St. Paul, St. Ignatius (Loyola, I mean) and--er--St.
Christopher to assist as Supervising Assessors on the Board of
Admission. Ignatius is one of the subtlest intellects we have, and
an officer and a gentleman to boot. I assure you,” the Saint turned
towards Death, “he revels in dialectics. If he’s allowed to prove his
case, he’s quite capable of letting off the offender. St. Christopher,
of course, will pass anything that looks wet and muddy.”
“They are nearly all that now, sir,” said the Seraph.
“So much the better; and--as I was going to say--St. Paul is an
embarrass--a distinctly strong colleague. Still--we all have our
weaknesses. Perhaps a well-timed reference to his seamanship in the
Mediterranean--by the way, look up the name of his ship, will you?
Alexandria register, I think--might be useful in some of those sudden
maritime cases that crop up. I needn’t tell _you_ to be firm, of
course. That’s your besetting--er--I mean--reprimand ’em severely and
publicly, but--” the Saint’s voice broke--“oh, my child, _you_ don’t
know what it is to need forgiveness. Be gentle with ’em--be very gentle
with ’em!”
Swiftly as a falling shaft of light the Seraph kissed the sandalled
feet and was away.
“Aha!” said St. Peter. “He can’t go far wrong with that Board of
Admission as I’ve--er--arranged it.”
They walked towards the great central office of Normal Civil Death,
which, buried to the knees in a flood of temporary structures,
resembled a closed cribbage-board among spilt dominoes.
They entered an area of avenues and cross-avenues, flanked by long, low
buildings, each packed with seraphs working wing to folded wing.
“Our temporary buildings,” Death explained. “’Always being added to.
This is the War-side. You’ll find nothing changed on the Normal Civil
Side. They are more human than mankind.”
“It doesn’t lie in _my_ mouth to blame them,” said St. Peter.
“No, I’ve yet to meet the soul you wouldn’t find excuse for,” said
Death tenderly; “but then _I_ don’t--er--arrange my Boards of
Admission.”
“If one doesn’t help one’s Staff, one’s Staff will never help itself,”
St. Peter laughed, as the shadow of the main porch of the Normal Civil
Death Offices darkened above them.
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