English fiction -- 20th century; English poetry -- 20th century; Short stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
respects except for the sword, which was a stick, as a professional
bull who must die. He was manœuvred into, or he posed himself in, the
proper attitude; made his rush; received the point on his shoulder and
then--turned about and cantered toward the door by which he had entered
the arena. He said to the world: ‘My friends, the representation is
ended. I thank you for your applause. I go to repose myself.’ But our
Arlesians, who are--not so clever as some, demanded an encore, and
Apis was headed back again. We others from his country, we knew what
would happen. He went to the centre of the ring, kneeled, and, slowly,
with full parade, plunged his horns alternately in the dirt till the
pads came off. Christophe shouts: ‘Leave him alone, you straight-nosed
imbeciles! Leave him before you must.’ But they required emotion; for
Rome has always debauched her loved Provincia with bread and circuses.
It was given. Have you, Monsieur, ever seen a servant, with pan and
broom, sweeping round the baseboard of a room? In a half-minute Apis
has them all swept out and over the barrier. Then he demands once more
that the door shall be opened to him. It is opened and he retires as
though--which truly, is the case--loaded with laurels.”
Monsieur Voiron refilled the glasses, and allowed himself a cigarette,
which he puffed for some time.
“And afterwards?” I said.
“I am arranging it in my mind. It is difficult to do it justice.
Afterwards--yes, afterwards--Apis returned to his pastures and his
mistresses and I to my business. I am no longer a scandalous old
‘sportif’ in shirtsleeves howling encouragement to the yellow son of a
cow. I revert to Voiron Frères--wines, chemical manures, _et cetera_.
And next year, through some chicane which I have not the leisure to
unravel, and also, thanks to our patriarchal system of paying our older
men out of the increase of the herds, old Christophe possesses himself
of Apis. Oh, yes, he proves it through descent from a certain cow that
my father had given his father before the Republic. Beware, Monsieur,
of the memory of the illiterate man! An ancestor of Christophe had
been a soldier under our Soult against your Beresford, near Bayonne. He
fell into the hands of Spanish guerrillas. Christophe and his wife used
to tell me the details on certain Saints’ Days when I was a child. Now,
as compared with our recent war, Soult’s campaign and retreat across
the Bidassoa----”
“But did you allow Christophe just to annex the bull?” I demanded.
“You do not know Christophe. He had sold him to the Spaniards before he
informed me. The Spaniards pay in coin--douros of very pure silver. Our
peasants mistrust our paper. You know the saying: ‘A thousand francs
paper; eight hundred metal, and the cow is yours.’ Yes, Christophe
sold Apis, who was then two and a half years old, and to Christophe’s
knowledge thrice at least an assassin.”
“How was that?” I said.
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