But nobody but Mr. Yarrow, senior, followed him. I was with the
majority on this point, as I have said before, and so stayed where I
was. Besides, Mad Jeremy was so curious to see and hear. He laughed
and sang, his shrill voice carrying well through the crackle of the
rafters and the snap and spit of the smaller shredded fragments of
flame. As soon as he caught sight of Mr. Ablethorpe and my father he
began to hurl down the copings of the battlements upon their heads. So
that in the end they had to desist from the attempt, though they had
nobly done their best.
And all the while he sang. It was the trampling measure of "There's
nae luck" that the madman had chosen for his swan song. Never had been
seen or heard such a thing. As he finished each verse he would rise
and dance, balancing himself on the utmost point of the cupola, his
melodeon swaying in his hand and his voice declaring ironically that--
"There's nae luck aboot the hoose,
There's nae luck ava,
There's little pleasure i' the hoose,
When oor guidman's awa'!"
Then he would laugh, and call out to the people beneath that the luck
had come back.
"The guidman o' the Grange is safe!" he would cry. "He is at his loom,
but never more will he weave, I ken. Jeremy has seen to that. And
what for that, quo' ye? Juist to learn him that when Jeremy asks for
his ain, he is no to be denied as if he were a beggar wantin' alms!"
Then he took a new tack, and launched into "The Toom Pooch"--which is
to say, the "empty pocket"--a very popular ditty in the Scots language,
and especially about Breckonside:
"An empty purse is slichtit sair,
Gang ye to market, kirk, or fair,
Ye'll no be muckle thocht o' there,
Gin ye gang wi' a toom pooch!"
He finished with a shout of derision.
"Ye puir feckless lot!" he shouted down to the crowd beneath. "I ken
you and Breckonside. Here's charity for ye! Catch a haud!" And he
showered the contents of a pocket-book down upon their heads.
"Here are notes o' ten pound, and notes o' twenty, and notes o' a
hundred! What man o' ye ever saw the like? Only Jeremy, Jeremy and
his maister. They wan them a', playin' at a wee bit game wi' rich
lonely folk. Jeremy was fine company to them. And whiles it ended in
a bit jab wi' the knife in the ribs, and whiles in a tug o' the hemp
aboot a lad's neck, if he wasna unco clever. But it was never Jeremy's
neck, nor was the knife ever in Hobby's back till Jeremy--but that's
tellin'! Oh, Hobby's a'richt. I saw him sitting screedin' awa' at his
windin' sheet, and thinkin' the time no lang."
He rose and danced, singing as he danced--
"There's nae luck aboot the hoose,
There's nae luck ava----"
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