England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
Her voice was so loud and her appearance so alarming that the
unfortunate Maudie, emitting three piercing shrieks, rose hastily from
the table and looked around for a way of escape. The road to the
front-door was barred, and with a final yelp that set her employer’s
teeth on edge she dashed into the yard and went home via the
back-fences. Housewives busy in their kitchens looked up in amazement
at the spectacle of a pair of thin black legs descending one fence,
scudding across the yard to the accompaniment of a terrified moaning,
and scrambling madly over the other. At her own back-door Maudie
collapsed on the step, and, to the intense discomfort and annoyance of
her father, had her first fit of hysterics.
“And the next scab that comes into my house won’t get off so easy,”
said Mrs. Porter to her husband. “D’you understand?”
“If you ’ad some husbands—” began Mr. Porter, trembling with rage.
“Yes, I know,” said his wife, nodding. “Don’t cry, Jemmy,” she added,
taking the youngest on her knee. “Mother’s only having a little game.
She and dad are both on strike for more pay and less work.”
Mr. Porter got up, and without going through the formality of saying
good-bye to the hard-featured Mrs. Gorman, put on his cap and went out.
Over a couple of half-pints taken as a sedative, he realized the
growing seriousness of his position.
In a dull resigned fashion he took up his household duties again, made
harder now than before by the scandalous gossip of the aggrieved Mr.
Stevens. The anonymous present of a much-worn apron put the finishing
touch to his discomfiture; and the well-meant offer of a fair neighbour
to teach him how to shake a mat without choking himself met with a
reception that took her breath away.
It was a surprise to him one afternoon to find that his wife had so far
unbent as to tidy up the parlour. Ornaments had been dusted and
polished and the carpet swept. She had even altered the position of the
furniture. The table had been pushed against the wall, and the
easy-chair, with its back to the window, stood stiffly confronting six
or seven assorted chairs, two of which at least had been promoted from
a lower sphere.
“It’s for the meeting,” said Muriel, peeping in.
“Meeting?” repeated her father, in a dazed voice.
“Strike-meeting,” was the reply. “Mrs. Gorman and some other ladies
are coming at four o’clock. Didn’t mother tell you?”
Mr. Porter, staring helplessly at the row of chairs, shook his head.
“Mrs. Evans is coming,” continued Muriel, in a hushed voice—“the lady
what punched Mr. Brown because he kept Bobbie Evans in one day. He
ain’t been kept in since. I wish you——”
She stopped suddenly, and, held by her father’s gaze, backed slowly out
of the room. Mr. Porter, left with the chairs, stood regarding them
thoughtfully. Their emptiness made an appeal that no right-minded man
could ignore. He put his hand over his mouth and his eyes watered.
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