England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
Mrs. Gorman rose, but remained in a hovering position, between which
and the chair Mr. Todd, flushed and dishevelled, extricated himself in
all haste. A shrill titter of laughter and a clapping of hands greeted
his appearance. He turned furiously on the pallid Mr. Porter.
“What d’you mean by it?” he demanded. “Are you the master, or ain’t
you? A man what can’t keep order in his own house ain’t fit to be
called a man. If my wife was carrying on like this——”
“I wish I was your wife,” said Mrs. Gorman, moistening her lips.
Mr. Todd turned slowly and surveyed her.
“I don’t,” he said, simply, and, being by this time near the door,
faded gently from the room.
“Order!” cried Mrs. Gorman, thumping the arm of her chair with a large,
hard-working fist. “Take your seats, ladies.”
A strange thrill passed through the bodies of her companions and
communicated itself to the men in the chairs. There was a moment’s
tense pause, and then the end man, muttering something about “going to
see what had happened to poor old Ben Todd,” rose slowly and went out.
His companions, with heads erect and a look of cold disdain upon their
faces, followed him.
It was Mr. Porter’s last meeting, but his wife had several more. They
lasted, in fact, until the day, a fortnight later, when he came in with
flushed face and sparkling eyes to announce that the strike was over
and the men victorious.
“Six bob a week more!” he said, with enthusiasm. “You see, I was right
to strike, after all.”
Mrs. Porter eyed him. “I am out for four bob a week more,” she said,
calmly.
Her husband swallowed. “You—you don’t understand ’ow these things are
done,” he said, at last. “It takes time. We ought to ne—negotiate.”
“All right,” said Mrs. Porter, readily. “Seven shillings a week, then.”
“Let’s say four and have done with it,” exclaimed the other, hastily.
And Mrs. Porter said it.
DIRTY WORK
It was nearly high-water, and the night-watchman, who had stepped
aboard a lighter lying alongside the wharf to smoke a pipe, sat with
half-closed eyes enjoying the summer evening. The bustle of the day was
over, the wharves were deserted, and hardly a craft moved on the river.
Perfumed clouds of shag, hovering for a time over the lighter, floated
lazily towards the Surrey shore.
“There’s one thing about my job,” said the night-watchman, slowly,
“it’s done all alone by yourself. There’s no foreman a-hollering at you
and offering you a penny for your thoughts, and no mates to run into
you from behind with a loaded truck and then ask you why you didn’t
look where you’re going to. From six o’clock in the evening to six
o’clock next morning I’m my own master.”
He rammed down the tobacco with an experienced forefinger and puffed
contentedly.
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