Deering of Deal; Or, The Spirit of the SchoolGriswold, Latta
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Deering of Deal; Or, The Spirit of the School
Griswold, Latta
Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Schools -- Juvenile fiction
“By Jove, Jim, that’s a joy!” was his room-mate’s gratifying criticism.
“That’s a blame sight better than the sawdust that Jack is trying to
stuff down our throats in English.”
“Well, I have me doubts as to that,” Jimmie responded, “but I
appreciate the compliment even if it makes the critic out to be an
ignoramus.”
“Words of one syllable, my dear,” protested Tony, “when you try to get
ideas into my cranium. Critic or not, that’s darn good writing. Give
us another.”
Jimmie smiled, closed his mathematics books with the air of one who
makes a sacrifice in a noble cause, and for half an hour bent again to
laborious composition. The result was a clever little skit on Ducky
Thornton entitled “The Human Sofa Cushion.” The wit was broader, and it
struck Tony as quite irresistibly funny.
“By Jove, kiddo, we’ll start a _Spectator_ of our own, eh? Hit off the
masters and some of our loving schoolmates, and let ‘em circulate.
It’ll be heaps of fun.”
Lawrence laughed at the vision of the possibilities that came to him.
“I think it will,” he said. “We’ll write ‘em out in your clear hand,
and pass ‘em on to the crowd.”
And so _The Spectacle_ came into existence. Jimmie did most of
the composition, and Tony invariably copied it out, for Jimmie’s
handwriting left much to be desired, as is the case we have been told
with other authors. Now and then there was an original contribution
from Tony, and occasionally one from Charlie Gordon, Teddy Lansing or
Tack Turner, all more crude and broad, but few absolutely devoid of
real humor. In the course of a few months they had composed quite a
gallery of pen-portraits, wherein were caricatured, seldom unkindly,
the faults and foibles of most of the faculty and many of the boys.
_The Spectacle_ had a popular if restricted circulation.
It fell to Tony at length to do the paper on Mr. Roylston. None of the
articles were labeled by correct names, but there was scarcely ever any
doubt in the mind of the reader who had served as the model of the
portrait. The paper on Mr. Roylston, paraphrasing his nickname, was
entitled “Soft-toed Samuel.” Tony had caricatured broadly, but before
being written out in his neat fine hand, the style had been softened,
smoothed and improved, occasional lapses in orthography had been
corrected, and the defects of punctuation supplied,—in fact the crude
strokes of the amateur had been retouched by the hand of an artist. The
artist was Jimmie.
It was a great success with the _habitués_ of Number Five study. Tony
was so pleased with it himself, that he took it in late of an evening
to Finch’s room with the idea of cheering up his charge who had seemed
even unwontedly seedy that day.
“Here, Jake,” he exclaimed, as he burst in at the door, “here’s the
latest _Spectacle_. Have a try at it.”
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