Adventure stories; City and town life -- Fiction; Staffordshire (England) -- Fiction
A week or more before the _Signal’s_ anniversary day Denry heard that
the _Signal_ was secretly afraid lest the _Daily’s_ brigade might
accomplish the marring of its gorgeous procession, and that the _Signal_
was ready to do anything to smash the _Daily’s_ brigade. He laughed; he
said he did not mind. About that time hostilities were rather acute;
blood was warming, and both papers, in the excitation of rivalry, had
partially lost the sense of what was due to the dignity of great organs.
By chance a tremendous local football match—Knype v. Bursley—fell on the
very Saturday of the procession. The rival arrangements for the
reporting of the match were as tremendous as the match itself, and
somehow the match seemed to add keenness to the journalistic struggle,
especially as the _Daily_ favoured Bursley and the _Signal_ was
therefore forced to favour Knype.
By all the laws of hazard there ought to have been a hitch on that
historic Saturday. Telephone or telegraph ought to have broken down, or
rain ought to have made play impossible. But no hitch occurred. And at
five-thirty o’clock of a glorious afternoon in earliest November the
_Daily_ went to press with a truly brilliant account of the manner in
which Bursley (for the first and last time in its history) had defeated
Knype by one goal to none. Mr. Myson was proud. Mr. Myson defied the
_Signal_ to beat his descriptive report. As for the _Signal’s_
procession—well, Mr. Myson and the chief sub-editor of the _Daily_
glanced at each other and smiled.
And a few minutes later the _Daily_ boys were rushing out of the
publishing-room with bundles of papers—assuredly in advance of the
_Signal_.
It was at this juncture that the unexpected began to occur to the
_Daily_ boys. The publishing door of the _Daily_ opened into Stanway
Rents, a narrow alley in a maze of mean streets behind Crown Square. In
Stanway Rents was a small warehouse in which, according to rumours of
the afternoon, a free soup kitchen was to be opened. And just before
the football edition of the _Daily_ came off the Marinoni, it
emphatically was opened, and there issued from its inviting gate an
odour—not, to be sure, of soup, but of toasted cheese and hot jam—such
an odour as had never before tempted the nostrils of a _Daily_ boy; a
unique and omnipotent odour. Several boys (who, I may state frankly,
were traitors to the _Daily_ cause, spies and mischief-makers from
elsewhere) raced unhesitatingly in, crying that toasted cheese
sandwiches and jam tarts were to be distributed like lightning to all
authentic newspaper lads.
The entire gang followed—scores, over a hundred—inwardly expecting to
emerge instantly with teeth fully employed, followed like sheep unto a
fold.
And the gate was shut.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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