Adventure stories; City and town life -- Fiction; Staffordshire (England) -- Fiction
There were two "great" football clubs in the Five Towns—Knype, one of
the oldest clubs in England, and Bursley. Both were in the League,
though Knype was in the first division while Bursley was only in the
second. Both were, in fact, limited companies, engaged as much in the
pursuit of dividends as in the practice of the one ancient and glorious
sport which appeals to the reason and the heart of England. (Neither
ever paid a dividend.) Both employed professionals, who, by a strange
chance, were nearly all born in Scotland; and both also employed
trainers who before an important match took the teams off to a
hydropathic establishment far, far distant from any public-house. (This
was called "training.") Now, whereas the Knype Club was struggling
along fairly well, the Bursley Club had come to the end of its
resources. The great football public had practically deserted it. The
explanation, of course, was that Bursley had been losing too many
matches. The great football public had no use for anything but
victories. It would treat its players like gods—so long as they won.
But when they happened to lose, the great football public simply sulked.
It did not kick a man that was down; it merely ignored him, well knowing
that the man could not get up without help. It cared nothing whatever
for fidelity, municipal patriotism, fair play, the chances of war, or
dividends on capital. If it could see victories it would pay sixpence,
but it would not pay sixpence to assist at defeats.
Still, when at a special general meeting of the Bursley Football Club,
Limited, held at the registered offices, the Coffee House, Bursley,
Councillor Barlow, J. P., chairman of the company since the creation of
the League, announced that the directors had reluctantly come to the
conclusion that they could not conscientiously embark on the dangerous
risks of the approaching season, and that it was the intention of the
directors to wind up the Club, in default of adequate public
interest—when Bursley read this in the _Signal_, the town was certainly
shocked. Was the famous club, then, to disappear for ever, and the
football ground to be sold in plots and the grandstand for firewood?
The shock was so severe that the death of Alderman Bloor (none the less
a mighty figure in Bursley) passed as a minor event.
Hence the advertisement of the meeting in the Town Hall caused joy and
hope, and people said to themselves, "Something’s bound to be done; the
old Club can’t go out like that." And everybody grew quite sentimental.
And although nothing is supposed to be capable of filling Bursley Town
Hall except a political meeting and an old folks’ treat, Bursley Town
Hall was as near full as made no matter for the football question. Many
men had cheerfully sacrificed a game of billiards and a glass of beer in
order to attend it.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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