Adventure stories; City and town life -- Fiction; Staffordshire (England) -- Fiction
letters to the _Signal_ about bad management, forsooth! If anybody in
the hall thinks he can manage this Club better than me and my
co-directors have done, I may say that we hold a majority of the shares,
and we ’ll part with the whole show to any clever person or persons who
care to take it off our hands at a bargain price. That’s talking."
He sat down.
Silence fell. Even in the Five Towns a public meeting is seldom bullied
as Councillor Barlow had bullied that meeting. It was aghast.
Councillor Barlow had never been popular: he had merely been respected;
but thenceforward he became even less popular than before.
"I ’m sure we shall all find Councillor Barlow’s heat quite excusable,"
the Mayor diplomatically began.
"No heat at all," the councillor interrupted. "Simply cold truth!"
A number of speakers followed, and nearly all of them were against the
directors. Some, with prodigious memories for every combination of
players in every match that had ever been played, sought to prove by
detailed instances that Councillor Barlow and his co-directors had
persistently and regularly muddled their work during thirteen
industrious years. And they defended the insulted public by asserting
that no public that respected itself would pay sixpence to watch the
wretched football provided by Councillor Barlow. They shouted that the
team wanted reconstituting, wanted new blood.
"Yes!" shouted Councillor Barlow in reply. "And how are you going to get
new blood, with transfer fees as high as they are now? You can’t get
even an average good player for less than £200. Where ’s the money to
come from? Anybody want to lend a thousand or so on second debentures?"
He laughed sneeringly.
No one showed a desire to invest in second debentures of the Bursley
F.C. Ltd.
Still, speakers kept harping on the necessity of new blood in the team,
and then others, bolder, harped on the necessity of new blood on the
board.
"Shares on sale!" cried the councillor. "Any buyers? Or," he added,
"do you want something for nothing—as usual?"
At length a gentleman rose at the back of the hall.
"I don’t pretend to be an expert on football," said he, "though I think
it’s a great game, but I should like to say a few words as to this
question of new blood."
The audience craned its neck.
"Will Mr. Councillor Machin kindly step up to the platform?" the Mayor
suggested.
And up Denry stepped.
The thought in every mind was: "What’s he going to do? What’s he got up
his sleeve—this time?"
"Three cheers for Machin!" people chanted gaily.
"Order!" said the Mayor.
Denry faced the audience. He was now accustomed to audiences. He said:
"If I ’m not mistaken, one of the greatest modern footballers is a
native of this town."
And scores of voices yelled: "Ay! Callear! Callear! Greatest centre
forward in England!"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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