Adventure stories; City and town life -- Fiction; Staffordshire (England) -- Fiction
The mule was a part of his more recent splendour. It was aged seven,
and it had cost Denry ten pounds. He had bought it off a farmer whose
wife "stood" St. Luke’s Market. His excuse was that he needed help in
getting about the Five Towns in pursuit of cottage rents, for his
business of a rent collector had grown. But for this purpose a bicycle
would have served equally well, and would not have cost a shilling a day
to feed, as the mule did, nor have shied at policemen, as the mule
nearly always did. Denry had bought the mule simply because he had been
struck all of a sudden with the idea of buying the mule. Some time
previously Jos Curtenty (the Deputy Mayor, who became Mayor of Bursley
on the Earl of Chell being called away to govern an Australian Colony)
had made an enormous sensation by buying a flock of geese and driving
them home himself. Denry did not like this. He was, indeed, jealous,
if a large mind can be jealous. Jos Curtenty was old enough to be his
grandfather, and had been a recognised "card" and "character" since
before Denry’s birth. But Denry, though so young, had made immense
progress as a card, and had, perhaps justifiably, come to consider
himself as the premier card, the very ace, of the town. He felt that
some reply was needed to Curtenty’s geese, and the mule was his reply.
It served excellently. People were soon asking each other whether they
had heard that Denry Machin’s "latest" was to buy a mule. He obtained a
little old victoria for another ten pounds, and a good set of harness
for three guineas. The carriage was low which enabled him, as he said,
to nip in and out much more easily than in and out of a trap. In his
business you did almost nothing but nip in and out. On the front seat
he caused to be fitted a narrow box of japanned tin with a formidable
lock and slits on the top. This box was understood to receive the
rents, as he collected them. It was always guarded on journeys by a
cross between a mastiff and something unknown, whose growl would have
terrorised a lion-tamer. Denry himself was afraid of Rajah, the dog,
but he would not admit it. Rajah slept in the stable behind Mrs.
Machin’s cottage, for which Denry paid a shilling a week. In the stable
there was precisely room for Rajah, the mule, and the carriage, and when
Denry entered to groom or to harness, something had to go out.
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