Adventure stories; City and town life -- Fiction; Staffordshire (England) -- Fiction
Why in the sacred name of common sense should he have been imprisoned in
the state suite? The only answer to the conundrum was that nobody was
aware of his quite unauthorised presence in the state suite. But then
why should the state suite be so suddenly locked up, since the Countess
had just come in from a drive? It then occurred to him that, instead of
just coming in, the Countess had been just leaving. The carriage must
have driven round from some humble part of the Hall, with the lady in
black in it, and the lady in black—perhaps a lady’s maid—alone had
stepped out from it. The Countess had been waiting for the carriage in
the porch, and had fled to avoid being forced to meet the unfortunate
Denry! (Humiliating thought!) The carriage had then taken her up at a
side door. And now she was gone. Possibly she had left Sneyd Hall not
to return for months, and that was why the doors had been locked!
Perhaps everybody had departed from the Hall save one aged and deaf
retainer—he knew, from historical novels which he had glanced at in his
youth, that in every Hall that respected itself an aged and deaf
retainer was invariably left solitary during the absences of the noble
owner. He knocked on the small disguised door. His unique purpose in
knocking was naturally to make a noise, but something prevented him from
making a noise. He felt that he must knock decently, discreetly; he
felt that he must not outrage the conventions.
No result to this polite summoning.
He attacked other doors; he attacked every door he could put his hands
on; and gradually he lost his respect for decency and the conventions
proper to Halls, knocking loudly and more loudly. He banged. Nothing
but sheer solidity stopped his sturdy hands from going through the
panels. He so far forgot himself as to shake the doors with all his
strength furiously.
And finally he shouted, "Hi, there! Hi! Can’t you hear?"
Apparently the aged and deaf retainer could not hear. Apparently he was
the deafest retainer that a peeress of the realm ever left in charge of
a princely pile.
"Well, that’s a nice thing!" Denry exclaimed. And he noticed that he
was hot and angry. He took a certain pleasure in being angry. He
considered that he had a right to be angry.
At this point he began to work himself up into the state of "not
caring," into the state of despising Sneyd Hall and everything for which
it stood. As for permitting himself to be impressed or intimidated by
the lonely magnificence of his environment, he laughed at the idea; or,
more accurately, he snorted at it. Scornfully he tramped up and down
those immense interiors, doing the caged lion, and cogitating in quest
of the right, dramatic, effective act to perform in the singular crisis.
Unhappily, the carpets were very thick, so that though he could tramp,
he could not stamp, and he desired to stamp. But in the connecting
doorways there were expanses of bare, highly polished oak floor, and
here he did stamp.
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