Adventure stories; City and town life -- Fiction; Staffordshire (England) -- Fiction
Thus for Sir Jee there were two titled beings in the group—the Countess
and himself. The Countess and himself formed one caste in the group,
and the rest another caste. And although the Countess, in her
punctilious demeanour towards him gave due emphasis to his title (he
returning more than due emphasis to hers), he was not precisely pleased
by the undertones of suave condescension that characterised her greeting
of him as well as her greeting of the others. Moreover, he had known
Denry as a clerk of Mr. Duncalf’s, for Mr. Duncalf had done a lot of
legal work for him in the past. He looked upon Denry as an upstart, a
capering mountebank, and he strongly resented Denry’s familiarity with
the Countess. He further resented Denry’s sling, which gave to Denry an
interesting romantic aspect (despite his beard), and he more than all
resented that Denry should have rescued the Countess from a carriage
accident by means of his preposterous mule. Whenever the Countess, in
the preliminary chatter, referred to Denry or looked at Denry, in
recounting the history of her adventures, Sir Jee’s soul squirmed, and
his body sympathised with his soul. Something in him that was more
powerful than himself compelled him to do his utmost to reduce Denry to
a moral pulp, to flatten him, to ignore him, or to exterminate him by
the application of ice. This tactic was no more lost on the Countess
than it was on Denry. And the Countess foiled it at every instance. In
truth, there existed between the Countess and Sir Jee a rather hot
rivalry in philanthropy and the cultivation of the higher welfare of the
district. He regarded himself, and she regarded herself, as the most
brightly glittering star of the Five Towns.
When the Countess had finished the recital of her journey, and the faces
of the group had gone through all the contortions proper to express
terror, amazement, admiration, and manly sympathy, Sir Jee took the
lead, coughed, and said in his elaborate style:
"Before we adjourn to the hall, will not your ladyship take a little
refreshment?"
"Oh, no, thanks!" said the Countess. "I ’m not a bit upset." Then she
turned to the enslinged Denry and with concern added, "But will you have
something?"
If she could have foreseen the consequences of her question, she might
never have put it. Still, she might have put it just the same.
Denry paused an instant, and an old habit rose up in him.
"Oh, no, thanks!" he said, and turning deliberately to Sir Jee, he
added: "Will _you_?"
This of course was mere crude insolence to the titled philanthropic
white beard. But it was by no means the worst of Denry’s behaviour. The
group, every member of the group, distinctly perceived a slight movement
of Denry’s left hand toward Sir Jee. It was the very slightest
movement, a wavering, a nothing. It would have had no significance
whatever, but for one fact: Denry’s left hand still held the carrot.
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