Devil -- Fiction; Devil in literature; Short stories
And once more: still more than ever is his personal appearance
probable in these latter days. The everlasting tooting of the wordy
Cumming has proclaimed the end of all things for a quarter of a
century; and he will surely see his prophecy fulfilled if he can only
keep it up long enough. But, though we discredit the sapient
Second-Adventist as to the precise occasion of the diabolic avatar,
has there not been a strange coincidence between his noisy
declarations, and other evidences of an approximation of the spiritual
to the bodily sphere of life? Is not this same quarter of a century
that of the Spiritists? Has it not witnessed the development of Od?
And of clairvoyance? And have not the doctrines of ghosts, and
re-appearances of the dead, and of messages from them, risen into a
prominence entirely new, and into a coherence and semblance at least
of fact and fixed law such as was never known before? Yea, verily. Of
all times in the world’s history, to reject out of one’s beliefs
either good spirits or bad, angelology or diabology, chief good being,
or chief bad being, this is the most improper.
Dr. Hicok was trebly liable to the awful temptation, under which he
had assuredly fallen, over and above the fact that he was a prig,
which makes one feel the more glad that he was so handsomely come up
with in the end; such a prig that everybody who knew him, invariably
called him (when he wasn’t by) Hicok-alorum. This charming surname had
been conferred on him by a crazy old fellow with whom he once got into
a dispute. Lunatics have the most awfully tricky ways of dodging out
of pinches in reasoning; but Hicok knew too much to know _that_; and
so he acquired his fine title to teach him one thing more.
Trebly liable, we said. The three reasons are,--
1. He was foreign-born.
2. He was a Scotchman.
3. He was a physician and surgeon.
The way in which these causes operated was as follows (I wish it were
allowable to use Artemas Ward’s curiously satisfactory vocable
“thusly:” like Mrs. Wiggle’s soothing syrup, it “supplies a real
want”):--
Being foreign-born, Dr. Hicok had not the unfailing moral stamina of a
native American, and therefore was comparatively easily beset by sin.
Being, secondly, a Scotchman, he was not only thoroughly conceited,
with a conceit as immovable as the Bass Rock, just as other folks
sometimes are, but, in particular, he was perfectly sure of his utter
mastery of metaphysics, logic and dialectics, or, as he used to call
it, with a snobbish Teutonicalization, _dialektik_. Now, in the latter
two, the Scotch can do something, but in metaphysics they are simply
imbecile; which quality, in the inscrutable providence of God, has
been joined with an equally complete conviction of the exact opposite.
Let not man, therefore, put those traits asunder--not so much by
reason of any divine ordinance, as because no man in his senses would
try to convince a Scotchman--or anybody else, for that matter.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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